Academics and partying

[Faegan]

I think it's just the idea of 1 can constitutes a party at the bottom of the grid vs. a 6 pack in the middle vs. a full keg at the top.

No, No. Heineken is in the 6 pack and PBR is the single. Not by accident. It's a conspiracy. The PBR on the Grassy Knoll.

 

[HtownOrange]

They probably drink O’Douls and get credit.

...dual credit, no less ...