Are there any urologists here?

[dasher]

xx

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

xx

Piss-off

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Dribbling?

Can't get any arc on your shots?

Early foul trouble?

 

[Roger N]

xx

Need to renew your viagra script?

 

[Sudano]

It hurts when I Pee.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Right in the Nootbaar...

 

[Orangezoo]

No it shouldn't last that long...

 

[orangefog]

Damn, give Dash a break. He wouldn’t be asking if he didn’t have to. I like to be a douchebag, but even I won’t go there.

 

[dasher]

These reply's remind me of the guy that needed the lawyer because he got gipped by the gypsy that sold him the love potion. And if you weren't here for that, boy did you miss out. The kid never posted here again.

 

[dasher]

Damn, give Dash a break. He wouldn’t be asking if he didn’t have to. I like to be a douchebag, but even I won’t go there.

It is fine. I love a good joke especially if it is at me. I got a medical report after a test yesterday and I have no idea what it means. I looked it up on the internet and it didn't say oh, no. Go to the E.R. right away. But it didn't say no problem either. Of course my Dr failed to call me.

 

[Trueblue25]

These reply's remind me of the guy that needed the lawyer because he got gipped by the gypsy that sold him the love potion. And if you weren't here for that, boy did you miss out. The kid never posted here again.

That was a post? Jesus

 

[dasher]

That was a post? Jesus

Hall of Fame post. The reply's were fantastic as long as you weren't the guy. He never posted here again.

 

[orangefog]

It is fine. I love a good joke especially if it is at me. I got a medical report after a test yesterday and I have no idea what it means. I looked it up on the internet and it didn't say oh, no. Go to the E.R. right away. But it didn't say no problem either. Of course my Dr failed to call me.

That’s why I posted what I did, I figured it was rooted in something like this. Good luck, brother. I hope it’s nothing.

 

[Orangezoo]

It is fine. I love a good joke especially if it is at me. I got a medical report after a test yesterday and I have no idea what it means. I looked it up on the internet and it didn't say oh, no. Go to the E.R. right away. But it didn't say no problem either. Of course my Dr failed to call me.

Not sure if any hospitals are still doing this but Lehigh Valley in P.A. was doing emergency telehealth consults as recent as a year ago so not everyone had to come in unless it was required.Obviously that's not close to you but worth a shot if doc won't respond ( whatever is closest for you).

 

[justgold315]

Going from outtie to an indie?

 

[UpstateSM]

I thought it would be a good story to be Eskimo brothers with UMass’ point guard while I was there and I had the opportunity so I did as one does in college. He had a nice season at a Big East school.

She gave me a uhhhh party disease that she had gotten from said point guard. Met my now girlfriend of five years while I was still on the meds. UM Health Clinic even gave her some meds on the house. Party school, baby.

Story turned out funnier than I could have imagined. Totally worth it.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Sorry bro. Wrong type of bone. Hope everything’s ok.

 

[Day2]

It’s a shame dasher blocked me.

 

[Cheriehoop]

I don’t know if this will be any help but if you put in the test result you are questioning Into the search field, maybe it will help? Hoping all is ok.

Health Library Urology Clinic | Health Library

urologyclinic.com

 

[EnviroSciGuy]

Plant doctor here. Totally safe to urinate on your shrubbery. Or elsewhere if you're tailgating spot allows you to do so discreetly.

 

[dasher]

I don’t know if this will be any help but if you put in the test result you are questioning Into the search field maybe it will help? Hoping all is ok.

Health Library Urology Clinic | Health Library

urologyclinic.com

Thanks, they didn't have an answer on that site.

 

[Forza Azzurri]

It is fine. I love a good joke especially if it is at me. I got a medical report after a test yesterday and I have no idea what it means. I looked it up on the internet and it didn't say oh, no. Go to the E.R. right away. But it didn't say no problem either. Of course my Dr failed to call me.

What is more worrisome to me is the fact that, after your doctor didn’t call you, you thought the board was your next best option.

 

[dasher]

What is more worrisome to me is the fact that, after your doctor didn’t call you, you thought the board was your next best option.

Not worrisome. I just have a general question about what a term means. A Urologist would know.

 

[pfister1]

Wow, it shouldn't be that hard.....but then again, maybe it's good that it's still that hard!!

 

[Consigliere]

Not worrisome. I just have a general question about what a term means. A Urologist would know.

If the term is cystoscopy and they want to perform one on you, run away!