Basketball Board Booze Bingo

[two3zone]

When November comes and the games roll around, I'd add "These announcers are biased!" to the list.

Add the refs too.

 

[br801]

That bastard Doug Gottlieb just disrespected us again.

 

[CuseFaninVT]

Make this into a game thread or chat room game and we all are going to be very drunk watching the games.

I'll add this - I hate the ACC and wish we were still in the Big East...

 

[OrangeDW]

-Lunardi still has us in his first 4 out!

 

[br801]

Did you catch that body language from (insert player name) when JB pulled him from the game? I'm afraid that means (insert armchair psychoanalysis) and we're doomed.

 

[Trueblue25]

Great half time adjustments Jim

 

[OrangeDW]

The following exchange:

- Oh God, not stall ball this early! Run them out of the building!

-Jim’s record is astronomically great in using stall ball, so it’s effective.

- I’d rather we show some killer instinct. We never beat anyone by 30 like Duke.

 

[br801]

We are an elite program.

No, we are a second-tier elite program.

JB sucks and should have way more than one national championship.

 

[NineOneSeven]

In the zone you don't need to be taught to box out, you just need to go GET THAT BALL

 

[CuseFaninVT]

Can someone PLEASE make this happen? If we aren't very good this year, drinking heavily will be our best option.

 

[UnderHisOwnPower]

It’s the time of year. For the month of October, try this drinking game:

Drink once if someone posts:

“I think we’ll surprise people this year.”

“The team looks more athletic/in better shape than years past.”

Drink twice if someone posts:

“Boeheim actually seems more energetic without Hop.”

“I think Chuwku is ready to dominate inside this year.”

Break a bottle over your head when someone posts:

“I think Boeheim should play more man to man.”



I am sure I am missing a dozen or so Board overstatements. Have at it.

Jim is such an A hole to the local media, but such a sweetheart to the national rags, what is wrong with him?

 

[CuseFaninVT]

Jim is such an A hole to the local media, but such a sweetheart to the national rags, what is wrong with him?

That's me... Yup, I've said that one before in the heat of the moment...

 

[Briancuse]

Player X should stay another year/isn't ready to go pro.

Ive seen player x play, he def needs another year.

 

[br801]

When's the last time we had guards who could feed the post?

When's the last time we had bigs who could score in the post?

 

[br801]

The student section is an embarrassment. What else do these kids have to do?

 

[cuseinseattle]

I'm most looking forward to comparing our guy playing the 5 to Arinze in his 5th year in our system

 

[OrangeDW]

The completely ridiculous lineup that will never happen post that somehow always gets made at multiple points before the season...

We could go Battle and Marek up top, with Chukwu in the middle and Sidibe and Brissett on the wings! Imagine the LENGTH in the ZONE!!!! We might have trouble scoring but who cares, NOBODY would be able to score on us!!

 

[RandygoCuse]

If Arinze hadn't gotten injured...

 

[RF2044]

"50 / 50"

 

[GooseMutt]

UCONN sucks

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

Thread title: "THE worst officiating I have ever seen"

Statement preface: "I (almost) never complain about officiating, but...."

JB quote: "He's probably (one of) the best [insert random skill] we've ever had here."
OR
"He's probably [insert random accomplishment] more than anyone we've ever had here".

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

Oh, & my personal favorite: In a game thread, someone proclaiming "ball game" in the 1st half &/or proclaiming "I'm out" only to magically re-appear once we mount a comeback.

 

[BlackSquirrels]

[link to new Bracketology posted]

Sign me up for that draw right NOW!

 

[CuseFaninVT]

You all are cooking now. Love it. If it rains this weekend, look out!

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

Loss to G'Town &/or UConn= "Not worried, it's their Super Bowl".