Basketball Board Booze Bingo

[W'boro'Cuse315]

Recruit commits to UK/Duke/UNC= "he got that bag" OR "$narky po$t with all the Ss replaced by dollar $igns"

"Why would any kid choose Lexington/Durham/Chapel Hill over Syracuse, NY...I mean, what is there to even do there?"

 

[MadNY3]

We are an elite program.

No, we are a second-tier elite program.

JB sucks and should have way more than one national championship.

You are FAR better at this than me.

You, br801 - or perhaps Brian Roberts in Salt Lake City - are the Bingo Master.

 

[br801]

You are FAR better at this than me.

You, br801 - or perhaps Brian Roberts in Salt Lake City - are the Bingo Master.

I'm all out of ideas now. Fun thread, thanks for starting it.

 

[HOFCeluck]

He's won over a thousand games. HOW MANY HAVE YOU WON?

We ALWAYS have some random scrub score 20 on us! (while star player scores 8 points on 2-10 shooting)

He ranked us WHERE? Revoke his voting privileges! (I can dream about this one being relevant this season)

 

[orange79]

Yeah, well Chip {insert your big head/alternative lifestyle double entendre here}

 

[Chip]

Yeah, well Chip {insert your big head/alternative lifestyle double entendre here}

I always drink for those.

I always drink.

I always

Well, you get the idea.