I think you need to schedule your cupcake home games in September. You can come up with better match-ups than CMU and Rhode Island, however. Take one of a FCS grouping of Albany, Colgate, Lehigh, Lafayette, Villanova or Holy Cross. Take one of a Lower G5 grouping of Buffalo, Army, Massachusetts, Ohio and Old Dominion. Take one of an Upper G5 or crappy P5 from a grouping of UCONN, Temple, Navy, Rutgers and Maryland.
Try to bring in cupcakes with some historical relevance, who some people might care about, and those that might travel in at least some numbers to experience the (renovated) Dome.
I know that ain't much but it's all I got. Except for the fact that next year I'll have my daughters' college expenses paid off and I'll be retired so I will be buying seasons tickets for the first time since I moved out of CNY 35 years ago.