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[OrangeXtreme]

 

[GooseMutt]

Im

taking you home before you put us in the poorhouse

 

[Funk Doc]

“I told you this really isn’t necessary...I know some people at Adidas who can get you some new sneakers so you don’t have to wear sandals in the dirt!”

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Slick Rick is now running an Uber service ... without the car.

 

[cuse62]

And down the stretch they come!

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

Rick: "Any way you can do 2 in say an hour or so?"
Italian Restaurant Hostess: "Sure, we've got a table for 2"
Rick: "Oh, that's okay, the floor's fine"

 

[Lucid]

"Gee, Hon, my last jockey went a few pounds lighter!"

 

[br801]

Damn it, I just dropped the whip.

 

[GooseMutt]

Ncaa rode me hard. Louisville rode me hard. Why not? I’m not on top anymore

 

[cliftonparksufan]

Little Ricky channeling his inner John Daly. BTW, that horse is owned by a local Capital District resident.

 

[Shark58]

worst lapdance ever

 

[longtimefan]

Little Ricky channeling his inner John Daly. BTW, that horse is owned by a local Capital District resident.

Is that Charlie Weis?

 

[br801]

Is that Charlie Weis?

It's trainer Dale Romans.

 

[GooseMutt]

Little Ricky channeling his inner John Daly. BTW, that horse is owned by a local Capital District resident.

Even a jockey wouldn’t be caught dead in that Michigan outfit

 

[longtimefan]

It's trainer Dale Romans.

Doppelganger!?

 

[Eric15]

Is that Charlie Weis?

Holy crap I thought that was Weis, as well.

 

[djorange1989]

Is that Charlie Weis?

The thing wearing the number 2? No that’s a horse, it’s smaller than Charlie

 

[Noexcuse]

This is what happens when you drink too many mint julips.

 

[Dcuse]

I’ve got another potential wife for Sypher!

 

[rocklloyd]

“Don’t touch the hair!”

 

[teamco]

"Rick, when I said lets go to the track and 'pick-up' some women that's not what I meant."

 

[jgeorge322]

No farting

 

[orangefog]

No farting

Too late

 

[CaptainJ]

Rick is known for getting people free rides.

 

[kcsu]

Stop shaking your head.