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[Orangeyes]

 

[BillJay]

"For the last time, I'm Burr, not Higgins!!"

 

[Toga]

So Jim, I walk into a bar here in town and the bartender says "we're closing". Closing Jim! It's only like 2:00 in the morning and they're freaking closing! So I waddled my way out of there and kept waddling until I found a Seven Eleven. They're open 24/7 Jim. It was a beautiful thing.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

So then I get this summons from this Allred hag.

Awe sh#t.

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[Toga]

So the freaking doctor tells me I have macular degeneration. Probably had it for years. G-dammit. Jim what's macular degeneration?

 

[Orangeyes]

So the freaking doctor tells me I have macular degeneration. Probably had it for years. G-dammit. Jim what's macular degeneration?

The best so far, lol

 

[Marsh01]

"I really dont care if you ate a breath mint, I can still smell the booze on your breath."

 

[UnderHisOwnPower]

Kris Joseph needs to learn a GD pull up jumper Jim, or I am calling that a charge every time! I know, Jimmy, I KNOW! I've worked on him for 4 years!

 

[All4SU]

"I'm tellin' ya Jim, that old Irish Mic was smelling the basketball. He might have even licked it."
"What? Why?"
"Who the hell knows! That guy is seriously twisted."
"Holy crap!"

 

[pfister1]

Just hang on Jim, we're going to the monitor.

Jim, What do you mean you're going to the monitor, for what?

Some idiot kicked over my flask of Jim Beam and I'm going to run his butt out of here. But, you'll be happy because now I ain't calling any fouls this second half, we need to get this game moving. I need to get out of here before the liquor stores close.

 

[Toga]

I told the barber - just trim it a little. Look at this shi*t will you? Wait a minute - where did my neck go?

 

[stuckinbig11]

JB: What did your last call smell like?
Burr:

 

[CusefanATL]

For the last time Burr, i dont know how to make an old fashioned.

 

[MyMeloMyMan]

Boeheim: "It went off his shoe!!"
Burr: "I have a pinkish hue?"

 

[sabach]

Boeheim: "Hey Jim remember your high school cheerleaders."
Burr: "Yeah - they're all grown up."

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Hey Jimmy ... is Grimaldi's still open?

 

[FranCuse]

"Jim, have you seen my guide dog Betsy around here? She's a German Shepherd."

 

[OrangeFreek]

You drunk ass that was not Juli you seen naked! It was lori fine!!! You need to stop drinking!!

 

[Ghost]

Burr: "I know it was off of their foot Jim, but Syracuse touched it second to last..."

JB: "Huh?"

Burr: "Bearcat ball! Burr rules!"

 

[Shenexon]

Burr: You ACC bastards can stuff it. You think I sucked in the first half? Wait till you see me after beer break.

JB: You know it wasn't my idea...I love the Big East...you know I do...

 

[orangezen]

"99 bottles of beer on the wall .. 99 bottles of beer .."