Fab's oral exams

[themorey]

I hear from notoriously poor sources that Fab will have oral exams for all his courses this week to determine if he can be reinstated. Something along the lines of this:

 

[OrangeXtreme]

She's going to straighten out his Longfellow.

 

[JoeCollege]

He's pretty much screwed in the Vonnegut course too.

 

[zeekay]

Will his "oral" exams include tutoring from on-campus sororities?

 

[BlackKnight76]

Will his "oral" exams include tutoring from on-campus sororities?

You beat me to it.

Get to work, Alpha Phi!

 

[brandokc]

Ah yes...The Triple Lindy!

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[Oakland]

I hear from notoriously poor sources that Fab will have oral exams for all his courses this week to determine if he can be reinstated. Something along the lines of this:

How does an oral exam work in a fencing class?

 

[BlackKnight76]

How does an oral exam work in a fencing class?

Just looked up the fencing syllabus (meant to do this when this rumor broke).

The poster who brought it up said that Fab went to class, but just didn't care. Well 60% of the grade in class is attendance, only 40% is actually being able to fence, and if it's anything like my golf class, you really only need a basic understanding of how to do things. If Fab showed up, I don't see how that's a class that he would've failed. Plus, it's only one credit, so it couldn't have done much damage to his GPA even if he did fail it.

 

[Oakland]

Just looked up the fencing syllabus (meant to do this when this rumor broke).

The poster who brought it up said that Fab went to class, but just didn't care. Well 60% of the grade in class is attendance, only 40% is actually being able to fence, and if it's anything like my golf class, you really only need a basic understanding of how to do things. If Fab showed up, I don't see how that's a class that he would've failed. Plus, it's only one credit, so it couldn't have done much damage to his GPA even if he did fail it.

A straight answer! I wasn't expecting that. Talking about straight, keep your left arm straight: you get more distance and better accurancy.

 

[EastCoast2]

Oral exams? Better keep Davis away from campus...

 

[longislandcuse]

Just looked up the fencing syllabus (meant to do this when this rumor broke).

The poster who brought it up said that Fab went to class, but just didn't care. Well 60% of the grade in class is attendance, only 40% is actually being able to fence, and if it's anything like my golf class, you really only need a basic understanding of how to do things. If Fab showed up, I don't see how that's a class that he would've failed. Plus, it's only one credit, so it couldn't have done much damage to his GPA even if he did fail it.

Wait what!? Please dont tell me we are without our Big East Defensive Player of the Year because of a fencing class!!!!!

 

[BlackKnight76]

Wait what!? Please dont tell me we are without our Big East Defensive Player of the Year because of a fencing class!!!!!

I don't think so. It's something that someone else on here said they had heard.

 

[EastCoast2]

Where did this oral exams to determine eligibility rumor originate?

 

[longislandcuse]

I don't think so. It's something that someone else on here said they had heard.

Ok good, that would be beyond ridiculous, actually given this year it probably makes sense.

 

[Hoov50]

I don't believe any fencing rumors, but I think the NCAA requires a certain number of credits after a certain amount of time. So a one credit fencing course could conceivably be the one lacking credit. Although I am not 100% convinced this second suspension was a result of academics anyway.

 

[RandygoCuse]

He's pretty much screwed in the Vonnegut course too.

Well, whoever he got to write the paper obviously knew nothing about Kurt Vonnegut!

 

[otisco]

With the kind of shape I'm in, you could donate my body to science fiction.

 

[dinno28]

Oral exams? Better keep Davis away from campus...

that goes on the other board

 

[shandeezy7]

Maybe he'll have to complete a day-long academic decathalon.

 

[longislandcuse]

Is there any legs to this rumor? I know it seems like a longshot but where theres smoke theres usually fire.

 

[rrlbees]

People are freaking nuts. Where does all this stuff come from?

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[EastCoast2]

People are freaking nuts. Where does all this stuff come from?

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You think this is bad? I had someone swear to me that he got in trouble with the law again and was deported... I just laughed

 

[Hoov50]

People are freaking nuts. Where does all this stuff come from?

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I still truly believe nothing compares to the story about him boarding a flight at Hancock International for Brazil at 8:30 after a picture was posted of him on Twitter eating at Marshall Street around 7:30. Compared to that, him failing a fencing or a Yahtzee course is believable.

 

[zeekay]

EDIT: ^^^^ Yep best one

It's just like when Fab was suspended the first time and people were posting "legitimate" rumors that he was seen at the airport with all his bags getting deported.

 

[Hoov50]

EDIT: ^^^^ Yep best one

It's just like when Fab was suspended the first time and people were posting "legitimate" rumors that he was seen at the airport with all his bags getting deported.

I beat you to this by literally about 15 seconds...weird!