Hey Eastern Michigan...

[rstone7727]

Hey EMU, you are all that stands between us and an undefeated ooc schedule...

You should feel bad.

 

[normaliswear]

Hey EMU, we're glad ya gave Coach Rob a shot... good coach and we hope ya do well.

That said, we're still going to beat you into the ground like a tent stake.

You should feel bad... but just until after this game.

 

[NineOneSeven]

Hey EMU,

I watched Da'Shonte Riley "dougie" at a party on south campus. He wasn't as good as James Southerland.

He should feel bad, and due to the transitive property, so should you.

 

[jordoo]

Hey Eastern Michigan,

You Fu**ed up my NYE plans and my GF is mad at me. It's probably not your fault, but I'm blaming you anyways.

You should feel bad.

Hey EMU this is the best we could come up with to make you feel bad . . . . . you should feel pretty bad about that.

 

[tee1222]

Hey slidingdown
Your signature is the best one I've seen in a long time.
You should feel great.

 

[OrangeTown]

Hey Eastern Michican,

Gloves > Mittens.

You should feel bad.

 

[cto]

The Emus will be sky-high and thinking they can catch us. Lots of pitfalls here potentially.

Hey, HarrisonJBourne,
Emus cannot fly.
You should feel bad.

 

[Fireball Jr.]

Hey Eastern Michigan,

At least you can claim current LA Laker Chris Kaman as an alum...wait what?


You should feel bad.

Kaman went to Central Michigan, not Eastern,

You should feel bad.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Kaman went to Central Michigan, not Eastern,

You should feel bad.

Thatsthejoke.jpg.

You should feel bad.

 

[sutomcat]

Hey Eastern Michigan:

Wiki says these are your notable alumni:

...personalities such as Joseph Sobran, Dann Florek, Tara Wall, Akkineni Nagarjuna and Greg Mathis. Some political and business officials that include Rodney E. Slater, Marilyn Jean Kelly, Jack Roush, John Harvey Kellogg and Bruce T. Halle.

The only one I have heard of is Kellogg, who helped to invent Corn Flakes.

Corn Flakes were always the last box of cereal left in the variety pack.

You should feel bad.

 

[HarrisonJBounel]

Hey, HarrisonJBourne,
Emus cannot fly.
You should feel bad.

Hey CTO,

I never used the word "fly" in my post.

You should feel worse.

HJB

 

[FLorange]

 

[cto]

Hey CTO,

I never used the word "fly" in my post.

You should feel worse.

HJB

When someone says a bird is "sky high," I assume it has not reached that altitude by being shot out of a cannon.

In which case, the bird would feel pretty bad.