How would Will Ferrell do player introductions for the SU basketball team?

[Orangeyes]

http://blog.syracuse.com/entertainm...player_introductions_syracuse_basketball.html

 

[jekelish]

"At guard, from Philadelphia, the pizza is on him, Scoop Jardine!"
"At forward, from Philadelphia, his favorite holiday is Flag Day, Rakeem Christmas!"
"At forward, from Montreal, he even puts gravy on his cereal, Kris Joseph!"
"At center, from Brazil, he hates left turns and hair down there, Fab Melo!"

 

[CorduroyG]

At guard, a senior from philadelphia pa, who is also a world famous rapper, SCOOP DOGGY DOG JARDINE!

scoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop


sorry

 

[jekelish]

"And the coach of the Orange, hey, get your finger out of your nose! Jim Boeheim!"