If Pitt was a person...

[justgold315]

If Pitt were a person, he recently got a barbwire tattoo on his bicep

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a famously terrible law from US history it would be the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a person, he recently got a barbwire tattoo on his bicep

hehe "recently"

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a brand of crayons, they'd be Rose Art.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was an NBA draft class, it would be 2000.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a questionable 4th down decision, it would be punting from the opponent's 32 yard line down two scores in the 4th quarter.

 

[kcsu]

Paul Feinbaum is Pitt

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a Dominos employee, they would be the person that sliced my buddy's pizza like this:

 

[Forza Azzurri]

he would have dirt under his fingernails and put his mouth directly on the water fountain when getting a drink.

This started in the game thread. Add on.

OttoinGrotto

He would be drunk, stoned, shrooming, stuffing his face and bullying the band.

 

[samspann1]

if Pitt was a cookie, they'd be Hydrox.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

if Pitt was a cookie, they'd be Hydrox.

You get it.

 

[tee1222]

If Pitt was a person, he'd let Quadir do what he did at the 1:12 mark: