If Pitt was a person...

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a recruiting analyst, they'd be Brian Dohn.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a Spice Girl, she'd be Meat Sweats Spice.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

It Pitt was an item on the Chinese buffet line, it would be the empty tray of pot stickers that never gets filled.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were an injury, they'd be the dreaded potato knee.

 

[two3zone]

If Pitt were a mom it would be HOFs

 

[tee1222]

If Pitt was a person, they would have worn today's basketball jerseys with the big P, all the while people snickering behind their back as they know it stands for Putz.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person they'd open their birthday card from grandma and take out the $5 without reading the card.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was an item on Taco Bell's menu it would be the Bell Beefer.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, their idea of an Italian dinner is spaghetti-os.

 

[two3zone]

If Pitt was an item on Taco Bell's menu it would be the Bell Beefer.

Funny, that’s what I call Chris’s lack of rebounding.

 

[SWC75]

If Pitt was food, it would be what I just ate. Urp!

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a unit of measure, it would be the butt load.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a batting average, it would be the Mendoza line.

 

[Shoym]

If Pitt were dog poo, it'd be the dog poo I stepped in today in the park.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a place you can order pizza from, it would be Chuck E. Cheese's.

 

[Shoym]

If Pitt were a color commentator, they'd be Doug Gottlieb. Or, if Pitt were a failed radio show host, they'd be Doug Gottlieb. Or, if Pitt were a punk that stole your credit card, he'd be Doug Gottlieb.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was wreckage from the Titanic, it would be the door that wasn't big enough to save Jack.

 

[Shoym]

Okay, I'll go there. If Pitt were on your bed sheets, they'd be Taylor and Travis'... Oh, never mind. Too gross.

 

[Noexcuse]

If Pitt was a person they'd open their birthday card from grandma and take out the $5 without reading the card.

That’s amazing. My Grammy still only gives a dollar. And I’m 62 years old. And Pitt would take that too and rip up the card without reading it.

 

[Lukeyloo]

If Pitt was a person and you met them at a bar, they would tell you to get the first round and that they would get the next one. When it came time for them to get a round they would be nowhere to be found.

Worse yet, you’d go to close out your tab and there would unexpectedly be 6 Jager bombs charged to it.

 

[tptcuse]

If Pitt was a person, he would look over at your junk at the pee trough.

 

[justgold315]

If Pitt was a person, he would look over at your junk at the pee trough.

If Pitt was a person, he would start giving you a shoulder massage while he is waiting next behind you while you are peeing at the trough.

 

[Shoym]

If Pitt were a mother, they'd be the mother referenced in "Your Mother is a Hoya". In short, she'd suck!

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a person at the urinal he'd be the dude that completely pulls down his pants and boxers to take a leak.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a sound in the world, it would be Lloyd Christmas's offering of "the most annoying sound in the world" whilst in the cozy confines of the Mutt Cutts van.