Great analogy, but what does it have to do with the reality that there is a very public perception among the people asking the questions that JB is on the cusp of retirement. Saying it isn't an issue, doesn't prevent it from being an issue.
I don't know how you deal with "public perception" that JB is on the cusp of retirement.
Everything I have read or heard from Boeheim's or Wildhack's lips are that JB is in this for at least a couple of more years. That Buddy will be through in three years seems to have been adopted by some as a logical time. But until I hear it from JB or JW, it's just more baseless conjecture.
I get why reporter's are asking the question. They are hungry for a scoop.
Fans who ask are curious, but some are anxious for it to happen.
That latter group is suffering from what I will call "Post Boeheim Delusion Syndrome" or PBDS.
The principle components of PBDS are:
1. A belief that the problems of the SU BB program --- what's holding us back from the greatness of some of the past --- are primarily based on JB's intransigence, dumb strategies, recruiting deficiencies, sloth, senility, bullying of players and rudeness to the local Press.
2. A belief that with JB out of the way, we can identify, attract and hire a far superior coach with a style of play they like and who will be able to attract better players than the ones we have been.
Now if you believe #1 and #2, you are probably dying to know the answer to the question about retirement.
Even if you just believe #1, you might be interested in JB retiring because even if #2 is a little flakey, at least it gives us a chance at greatness.