Lacrosse All-Name Team

[Rocco]

This is pretty funny:

Inside Lacrosse has published the 2014 Face-Off Yearbook (makes a great gift for the Schuylers in your life!), and, as they do every year, have chosen the 2014 All-Name Team. The preppiest, WASPiest, lacrossiest names in the country, all here for your perusal:

First Team

A-Wellington Stanwick, Jr., Johns Hopkins&^
A-Headley VanMeter, So., Birmingham-Southern
A-Merrill Charette, Jr., Rhodes
A-Hutton Jackson, So., DeSales
M-Pierson Fowler, Sr., St. Lawrence
M-Halston Jet Harding, So., Jacksonville
M-Deemer Class, So., Duke^
M-Carlson Milikin, RS-Fr., Virginia^
F/O-Nils Hansen, Sr., F&M
D-Larken Kemp, Fr., Brown
D-Draper Donley Jr., Dickinson*&^
D-Sellers Garrett, Fr., Hamilton
D-Prescott Wing, Sr., Centre
G-F. Hambleton Sonnenfeld, So., Dartmouth

Second Team

A-Wilkins Dismuke, Fr., Johns Hopkins
A-Westy Hopkins Sr., Notre Dame*&^
A-Ryland De Pol, So., Air Force
A-Holin Axley, So., Piedmont
M-Fleet Jernigan, Jr., Hampden-Sydney
M-Murphy Vandervelde Jr., Harvard&^
M-Alden Frelinghuysen Sr., St. Lawrence&^
M-Grove Stewart, Jr., Harvard&^
F/O-Cullen Cassidy, RS-Sr., Marquette
D-Haddon Corbett, Jr., Fairleigh Dickinson
D-Breck Merritt Jr., Endicott&^
D-Coleman Walsh III, So., Catholic
D-Rowland Pettit, So., Duke^
G-Nesbitt Nicholas, Fr., Wagner
Third Team

A-Rhett De Pol Jr., Salisbury&^
A-Torin Varn Sr., Hofstra*&^
A-Teigan Haft, So., Alderson-Broaddus^
A-McLaren Brady, So., Cortland
M-Drake Dailey-Chwalibog, Sr., Adrian
M-Challen Rogers, So., Stony Brook
M-Colter Gage Snowbarger, So., VMI
M-Gibbs McEachern, Fr., Furman
F/O-Carter Moore, Jr., Dickinson
D-Kessler Brown Sr., Penn State&^
D-Baylis Treen, So., Hamilton
D-Claeson Dillon, Sr., Hamilton
D-Denning Crenshaw, So., RIT
G-Rhody Heller, Jr., Virginia^

 

[orange79]

My list:

Gary Gait
Paul Gait
Casey Powell
Ryan Powell
Mikey Powell
John Desko
Dave Desko

To name but a few of the lacrossiest names I could think of...

 

[Zack80]

I thought for sure Maximus Maxwell, fr, M, for UMBC would make it.
Luckily, no one noticed, freshman Terp d-man, Mac Pons' full first name.

Seems like their reseach was limited.

 

[outoftownie]

I coached max maxwell at lacrosse camp like five years ago. Great kid, had hime on my team all week and was probably one of the best players on that squad. I think there are 3 kids I had on my team that week that are playing D1 now.

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

I'm sure that any Mohawk Valley native like myself can find humor in the fact that there are 3 Hamilton College players on this list. Half of their roster could probably be "honored". I miss funding my gas each Summer by robbing HC students' (their parents') money on the pool tables at the Tavern, just as a true townie should lol