Oakland Zoo Douche Card v. SU

[kingtidge]

Proof positive of a complete lack of class... No big surprise there...

 

[Eric15]

The U-S-A and coaches son-related chants are to be expected, but everything else is so painfully stupid.

"Was really excited when Incredibles 2 came out." OK, how does that possibly translate to a student section chant?

 

[OrangeDW]

Whoever came up with “You know you play basketball right” might be the biggest nerd alive. Wow, that is terrible.

 

[Alsacs]

Pitt student section are

 

[HRE Otto IV]

Why mention the girlfriends? How is Noodle a good chant if no one understands it?

 

[OrangeDW]

Why mention the girlfriends? How is Noodle a good chant if no one understands it?

The zoo doesn’t like girls. They think they’re icky.

 

[orangefog]

Why mention the girlfriends? How is Noodle a good chant if no one understands it?

Yeah, I would have done something in his language that would likely distract him.

 

[Alsacs]

The U-S-A and coaches son-related chants are to be expected, but everything else is so painfully stupid.

"Was really excited when Incredibles 2 came out." OK, how does that possibly translate to a student section chant?

USA chant is to be expected?
Canadians are nicer versions of Americans. Our cultures are the same I could careless if a player is from Canada it’s a really stupid chant.
It really shows how dumb this Pitt student section is that they think a Canadian cares about a USA chant.

 

[Trueblue25]

Is this what happens when beers prohibited?

 

[longislandcuse]

My favorite recent trend is Tinder trolling, then posting screenshots on posters, but that would imply that they have any attractive women in their student section.

 

[Cheriehoop]

They are just dumb Duke Cameron crazy wannabes. They get a former Dukie player/asst’t and they now think they are Duke. Including player’s social media accounts , even their girlfriend’s ? -they are stalker weirdos. Bet their fans made their own Canadian freshman and 2 Nigerian players feel warm and tingly with their USA chants. Be proud Pitt - absolutely not a thing clever nor the least bit creative in any of it. Not all nerds are smart - they found a special niche.

 

[Briancuse]

These clowns have way too.much free time on their hands.

 

[OrangeTown]

I liked the moron with the sign that said “Who names their kid Buddy?”

All that dumb research they did and they couldn’t figure out that’s not his real name?

 

[kuethstheman]

Guess our guys didn't give them much material to work with.

 

[Eric15]

USA chant is to be expected?.

Expected from college students who are looking for the lowest hanging cliches possible.

I agree that Canadians are much nicer than Americans on average.

 

[CaptainJ]

I'd actually enjoy seeing the scouting reports they make for Duke and UNC!

 

[Trueblue25]

Im waiting for the day I can grab a ticket in the middle of the cameron crazies. I was born for that moment.

 

[Cheriehoop]

The U-S-A and coaches son-related chants are to be expected, but everything else is so painfully stupid.

"Was really excited when Incredibles 2 came out." OK, how does that possibly translate to a student section chant?

When they have a Canadian and 2 Nigerians on their own team? With Jeff Capel as their coach who got his start in coaching from his father and his own brother Jason as an assistant at Pitt? Their fans just don’t know any better.

 

[Eric15]

When they have a Canadian and 2 Nigerians on their team? With Capel as their coach who got his start in coaching from his father and his own brother is an assistant at Pitt? Their fans just don’t know any better.

Agree with all of that.

It’s like if you asked me what beer those kids would probably be drinking tonight, I would guess probably Milwaukee’s Best and the like. I’m not saying those are good beers, it’s just what you expect from 19 year olds.

 

[Chicago44s]

My favorite is the “general procedure” of how to be a fan. Make up your own chants, be loud and jump up and down. If that needs to be stated you don’t belong at a sporting event.

 

[Briancuse]

Agree with all of that.

It’s like if you asked me what beer those kids would probably be drinking tonight, I would guess probably Milwaukee’s Best and the like. I’m not saying those are good beers, it’s just what you expect from 19 year olds.

Keystone and natty ice

 

[walsh2012]

apparently, that kid in the Elijah Hughes section is died at 14.

whoever made this is a huge dork and is definitely a virgin

 

[orangeinnyc]

Not gonna lie, calling marek a wet noodle and saying he likes to take squad pics in the elevator made me chuckle

 

[RF2044]

Wow -- they're even bigger douches than the look like on TV.

 

[cliftonparksufan]

Proof positive of a complete lack of class... No big surprise there...

I'd have absolutely no issue if Otto's Army had a psyche sheet as long as it was on a more positive nature. We have some huge games upcoming.