Official Boneyard Unintentional Hilarity Thread.

[MGDCuse]

I see UConn football season tickets in your future. Maybe Rutgers too.

While love slapstick comedy as much as anyone, I have a feeling that an entire season watching either team would end up being the equivalent of death by a million paper cuts.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Google “Ray Allen twitter.”

Better yet, google image search it.

 

[IthacaMatt]

Google “Ray Allen twitter.”

Better yet, google image search it.

My lord, it's up there about a dozen times.

 

[HOFCeluck]

(The narrative when Jackson chooses Uconn will be) that even though we've stolen their top target in consecutive years, recruits should still rather play at the 6th(?) best program in the ACC instead of a top 2 program in the Big East

But seriously they really should pick the ACC team.

 

[orange79]

 

[cuseinseattle]

Wow, that's effin' bizarre.
Ray Allen was always my favorite UConn player, if I had to pick one... him and maybe Kemba Walker.
Imagine if this was Derrick Coleman or Pearl Washington (RIP) & SU was dragging this out in public?

I've never liked a player that went to Yukon but I agree this is a terrible look and I would be upset if this happened to Pearl or DC.

 

[PauliePeppas]

And Hurley thinks they wouldnt screw him over if push comes to shove? Lolllllll

 

[HOFCeluck]

Exhibit 632,097 of siiiiiiick burns from the Boneyard

It's not his fault, news takes longer to get to Canada

You bumped our thread just to say that? Your friends in Canada could use your optimism.

Syracuse = Canada. Y’all just got ooooooowned

 

[OrangeDW]

Exhibit 632,097 of siiiiiiick burns from the Boneyard




Syracuse = Canada. Y’all just got ooooooowned

Thing is, Canada is way cooler than Connecticut.

People leave NY to make trips to Canada. Nobody goes to Connecticut for any reason.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Thing is, Canada is way cooler than Connecticut.

People leave NY to make trips to Canada. Nobody goes to Connecticut for any reason.

I mean Montreal was the place to go if you were turning 18. And Toronto is a great, great city as well.

Soooo thanks?

 

[HOFCeluck]

I’d probably rather be at Whistler right now than the Farmington Valley.

 

[OrangeDW]

I mean Montreal was the place to go if you were turning 18. And Toronto is a great, great city as well.

Soooo thanks?

Those are possibly my two favorite big cities that I’ve been to.

 

[orangefog]

I mean Montreal was the place to go if you were turning 18. And Toronto is a great, great city as well.

Soooo thanks?

How’s their Mac and cheese?

 

[nzm136]

How’s their Mac and cheese?

It lacks bacon and jalapeños, but they have excellent poutine, which works in a pinch.

 

[HOFCeluck]

How’s their Mac and cheese?

Probably subpar. Of course we’ve all learned that that represents the pinnacle of fine cuisine in central Connecticut. So at least that would explain the pejorative.

 

[Hoo's That]

Thing is, Canada is way cooler than Connecticut.

People leave NY to make trips to Canada. Nobody goes to Connecticut for any reason.

Our b-ball team is forced to go to Uncasville this year.

 

[OrangeDW]

Our b-ball team is forced to go to Uncasville this year.

I initially thought you mid-spelled UNC Asheville and was trying to figure out the relevance. Then I googled.

Never heard of Uncasville.

Assuming it’s some kind of cow pasture though.

 

[orange79]

Our b-ball team is forced to go to Uncasville this year.

You should be able to pick up 2 quick wins there, after your season-opening loss . I might drop down for the second game, if it's AZ St.

 

[Hoo's That]

I initially thought you mid-spelled UNC Asheville and was trying to figure out the relevance. Then I googled.

Never heard of Uncasville.

Assuming it’s some kind of cow pasture though.

It's the where the Mohegan Sun casino is. The games will be played in their ballroom, just like the Battle for Atlantis is played in theirs.

 

[jdubs30]

It's the where the Mohegan Sun casino is. The games will be played in their ballroom, just like the Battle for Atlantis is played in theirs.

Moeghan Sun is a blast. Definitely a trip worth taking if you can afford it

 

[cuseattle]

Thing is, Canada is way cooler than Connecticut.

People leave NY to make trips to Canada. Nobody goes to Connecticut for any reason.

This one made me giggle. Gotta say, I've never been. Dont feel like I'm m missing out on anything.

 

[Jake]

The thing with UCONN is this - did they get screwed in realignment? Yeah sorta, but they did everything possible not to help themselves.

Just wait until the playoff gets expanded to 8 teams and the G5 gets a slot. Their football fans are going to go blind with rage.

 

[Shark58]

Moeghan Sun is a blast. Definitely a trip worth taking if you can afford it

was there recently for this:

 

[Shark58]

The thing with UCONN is this - did they get screwed in realignment? Yeah sorta, but they did everything possible not to help themselves.

Just wait until the playoff gets expanded to 8 teams and the G5 gets a slot. Their football fans are going to go blind with rage.

both of them are already resigned to FCS in 5 years

 

[OrangeDW]

This one made me giggle. Gotta say, I've never been. Dont feel like I'm m missing out on anything.

I’ve actually been to the Mohegan Sun...before I was old enough to go to bars. I didn’t remember the name of the town.

I had to fly into Hartford, rent a car, and drive home once when my flight from Philly to Albany was cancelled.

Probably a perfectly nice place to raise a family.

Lots of stone fences.

Boring as all hell in terms of destinations or things to do.