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OT: Haters Guide to the Top 25

25. Penn State. We're mere months away, if not weeks away, from Joe Paterno coaching this team from a wheelchair with a ing oxygen tube up his nose. And there'll be a team of nurses and around him at all times, ready to blast his withered chest with defibrillator paddles just in case he starts dying on the sideline. And every TV timeout, he'll throw up mucus into a bucket. That's what it's coming to. HE'S GONNA DIE, AMERICA. AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO WATCH IT.

Were we not just discussing this?

On the sideline would be best.
 

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