OT: Worse possible question to ask on a job interview

[Dave85]

Will I make as much salary as you do?

 

[Dave85]

Is selling company secrets illegal or just frowned upon?

 

[VaBeachOrFan]

How is Jerry sandusky viewed here?

Just list him as one of your references.-VBOF

 

[Dave85]

Just list him as one of your references.-VBOF

There's a lot you can do with references! Good one!

 

[Dave85]

Can I use your phone? I need to call my parole officer and let him know where I am.

 

[mark79]

How long do you think it might take until I can replace you, because from what I can see you must be the CEO's brother in law.

 

[Dave85]

<< to a female interviewer >>

What time do you get off work?

 

[OttoinGrotto]

These ankle bracelet monitors are so itchy, you know?

 

[SUOrange44]

True story...good friend of mine looked over at a picture of a bride and groom on the interviewer's desk. She remarked...what a beautiful picture. Is that your sister?

It was the interviewer many pounds ago...

SUOrange44

PS She got the job which must have shown how desperate they were or how qualified she was.

 

[SU2NASA]

Will I make as much salary as you do?

I interviewed a guy that said his salary requirements were 15,000 more than I make.

 

[mark79]

Is it OK if I lied about getting a degree from Syracuse?

I actually just flunked out of UCONN.

 

[orangefog]

Do you have sons? Because I babysit...for free.

 

[OrangeTarheel]

Mind if I light up?

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

http://www.inc.com/adam-vaccaro/25-crazy-interview-questions.html
http://jobsearch.about.com/od/interviewquestionsanswers/a/worst-interview-answers.htm

 

[ForeverOrange]

That last name sounds familiar, is your wife named Julie? Me and her go wayyy back.

 

[TexanMark]

I interviewed a guy that said his salary requirements were 15,000 more than I make.

Sorry you had to take a pay cut to hire me.

 

[tbonezone]

will my helper monkey be getting his own 401k?

 

[Thunderdan]

Would it be alright if I started work after the NCAAT, the masters, and the spring football game at SU?

Oh and I'll need a couple of weeks off in June when bass season opens.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

will my helper monkey be getting his own 401k?

Oh man, I went pretty deep down that rabbit hole. I just couldn't stop reading those.

 

[Timonen]

you could reprise Jeff Ireland's real question to Dez Bryant: "Is your mother a prostitute?"

 

[BlazeOrange]

As I was driving here, I noticed a Hooters just down the road. Could we do the rest of the interview there?

 

[OrangeTarheel]

Can I work from home? Your home?

 

[njcuse]

First suggestion: try worst instead of worse...

 

[mike32768]

First suggestion: try worst instead of worse...

Might depend on the job opening to which one is applying...

 

[CaptainJ]

Is it an automatic dismissal if "someone" (use air quotes) gets caught watching pron on company computers?

EDIT: Using air quotes incorrectly would also be amusing. Or simply using them at all. Either way. They just make everything more absurd.

Right on, I am a fan of the air quotes