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OT: Worse possible question to ask on a job interview

Is selling company secrets illegal or just frowned upon?
 
How long do you think it might take until I can replace you, because from what I can see you must be the CEO's brother in law.
 
<< to a female interviewer >>

What time do you get off work?
 
These ankle bracelet monitors are so itchy, you know?
 
True story...good friend of mine looked over at a picture of a bride and groom on the interviewer's desk. She remarked...what a beautiful picture. Is that your sister?

It was the interviewer many pounds ago...

SUOrange44

PS She got the job which must have shown how desperate they were or how qualified she was.
 
Is it OK if I lied about getting a degree from Syracuse?

I actually just flunked out of UCONN.
 
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Do you have sons? Because I babysit...for free.
 
will my helper monkey be getting his own 401k?

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Would it be alright if I started work after the NCAAT, the masters, and the spring football game at SU?

Oh and I'll need a couple of weeks off in June when bass season opens.
 
As I was driving here, I noticed a Hooters just down the road. Could we do the rest of the interview there?
 
Is it an automatic dismissal if "someone" (use air quotes) gets caught watching pron on company computers?

EDIT: Using air quotes incorrectly would also be amusing. Or simply using them at all. Either way. They just make everything more absurd.

Right on, I am a fan of the air quotes ;)
 

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