Ok I will bite.
I will play the role of assistant coach on my closing arguments.
Hey, (recruit), I really hope you have enjoyed your visit to Syracuse University.
As you can tell we are a very proud institution. We love our basketball program and have a lot of pride when it comes to keeping up the Syracuse brand.
I want you to know that out of all the kids that have come across our campus, you are by far the most promising one. And let me tell you we have had the likes of Pearl, Coleman, Melo, and lots in between.
You have the opportunity to come in here and play significant minutes right from the start. Our fans absolutely love our incoming freshman, and they would especially love you. You will be a rock star!
Have you ever played in front of 30 plus thousand screaming fans? Have you ever played on national television? Have you ever played for a hall of fame coach? Have you ever wanted to one day play in the NBA? All those things are a reality at Syracuse University.
Wesley Johnson who played for us has made 15 million dollars in the NBA so far. Derrick Coleman made 91 million dollars. Carmelo Anthony has made 181 millions dollars so far.
All you have to do is sign on this dotted line and you and your family will forever be taken care of. We want you, the fans want you, Jim Boeheim wants you.
We have lots of premier high school basketball players itching for this scholarship right in front of you...what do you say kid?