Diary of a Rutgers' fan and his trials since the cancellation of all sports. (NOTE: All errors are his own)
Thursady, Day one: Wow, this "not losing today" thing is so cool! It's like Kristmas, Chirstmus, Xmas and my birthday rollled into one!
Friday, Day too: I really miss my Skarlett Night, but not having to reede the UM, PSU and tOSU fan sights trashing MY Nights is great!
Satterday, Day three: Its Satterday! No Rutgers hoops today. This stinks. We had a real chance to make the big dance. I can't remember the last time my Nytes made the dance. This sucks! On the bright side, we dodged a big loss to the frozun Tundra called Sarahkyoose in lacrosse. Sucks to be them! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. They were #1, now they kan't dis us in lacrosse. They really aren't that good, way overrated, and we were ready for them. They suck!
Sunday, Day five: [Poster's comment: Math appears to not be a part of the standard Rutgers curriculum ] Its' Sunday. Too bad Sarahkyoose couldn't play our boys in lacrosse! They are scum anyway. We would have wiped the floor with them. And there Dome is crap. Nothing like our classy stadium.
Monday, Day six: I cannot believe this, almost a whole week without UM, PSU and tOSU trashing talking us. This is wunderfull! Just wait, you *&^$*&$R(, you won't knowe what hit you once Schiao has this team in shape. RU takes down the Wolverines, I'm calling it now! Not sure we can take all three, but MSU is on the chopping block, too. We finish no worse than forth in our division, which will be the toughest division in college football. Like always. Our rivalry with PSU heats up, too. This is such a great weekend, my Nights did not lose a single game. We have turned the corner. I'm not so sure I wants sports to come back. This is such a high, not losing in any sport. We should call it quits nd leave on a high note, but guess we gotta give Schiano his chance and Natty Title.
Poster's Notes: While I cannot verify the Rutger's fan that wrote the above, if anyone really cares, it should not be too hard to find which one, I mean , there are only a few to begin with. Also, the number of mistakes, rules out RutgersAl, plus, he's to classy to talk like this RU fan, that narrows the potential field by at least 10%. Regardless, the Diary was forwarded to me from an unnamed source, I suspect a fellow B1G fan, probably from a real school/team. Anyway, I just thought I would share this mini-trove of trials that Rutgers fans are facing right now.
To each, his own misery. To Rutgers, his misery is improving. At least I can be thankful that I am not this fan writing his Diary of a Madman.