Somebody help me with this "Thickburger" thing

[IthacaMatt]

I missed when it started and don't get it. Why is CJ called Thickburger?

 

[cuseincincy]

I am now infinitely dumber for having read this. Sounds like something that belongs on syracuse.com. Beginning to miss the Scout days yet the mods are the same, why is that?

 

[OttoinGrotto]

I am now infinitely dumber for having read this.

It's way more fun if you want to join us over here on the dark side, Cincy.