Team upgrade

[two3zone]

Doritosguy gets 4 pages worth of posts and doesn’t acknowledge a single one. He is living up to his hype.

I didn't think anyone could match up to your debut and yet here stands Doritosguy.

 

[721Comstock]

I didn't think anyone could match up to your debut and yet here stands Doritosguy.

Doritosguy is standing on the Big, Nasty shoulders of the giants who came before him.

 

[pearl31]

that 1:45 ratio has to be close to the record

 

[tptcuse]

that 1:45 ratio has to be close to the record

He's just scratching the surface.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

Simply Cheetos are the boss.

Jax

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

that 1:45 ratio has to be close to the record

Nothing will top JohnSyracuse. He was our Bats signal leading out of darkness. Then, just like that, he was gone.

 

[two3zone]

Bump

 

[two3zone]

Weird Doritos guy

Hello

youtube.com

 

[Idiocuse22&]

Yes. Somehow, against all odds, it remains open.

But no one goes there.

Is it a regular Hut with the salad bar or just like an express carryout?

 

[two3zone]

 

[Todoubled23]

Mods please change title of the thread to "DoritosGuy Curse"

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Mods please change title of the thread to "DoritosGuy Curse"

Why, we're undefeated since his post?

 

[two3zone]

Mods please change title of the thread to "DoritosGuy Curse"

The worst 3-0 start imaginable without injury.

I can see how we could be 2-1 and in a better spot.

 

[Forloveoforange]

3-0 start with no perceivable momentum. But, if you look at the condensed version of the last game, it doesn't look all that bad.

 

[Orangezoo]

Tonight is the true test of the Doritos guy impact…

 

[Sbucketball]

Tonight is the true test of the Doritos guy impact…

Doritos is a spanish word, there's a large hispanic population in texas, Jaquan Carlos might be of some hispanic decent based on his name --- boom, team plays lockdown defense, Carlos explodes, we win by 20, and doritos guy gets memorialized forever in the history books.

 

[Niastri]

Doritos is a spanish word, there's a large hispanic population in texas, Jaquan Carlos might be of some hispanic decent based on his name --- boom, team plays lockdown defense, Carlos explodes, we win by 20, and doritos guy gets memorialized forever in the history books.

Carlos exploding would be very bad for the team, we're already short on point guards.

 

[CuseBBall]

Doritosguy is our very own version of the hawk tuah girl… says something epic, then disappears for weeks only to reappear with his own podcast and merch next week.

 

[two3zone]

 

[tptcuse]

OP still deserves more likes. Post to like ratio will take a huge a huge hit if he posts again.

 

[Doritosguy]

Plus - do we know how tall Doritosguy is??

Because if he's 5'2" or under, who even cares about his hoops opinions?!

5’8

 

[kingtidge]

Doritosguy NIL collective

All the chips in one bag...

 

[tptcuse]

5’8

He is risen!

 

[Nicknack]

5’8

Are we still feeling good about this year's upgrade?

 

[Lukeyloo]

He is risen!

All it took was a jab at him being short, thus proving that men are sensitive about their height.