The all-inclusive Rutgers dumpster fire thread...

[TheCusian]

Can we call it on Ash yet? His O looks really awful.

 

[orangenauburn]

Ash is Schiano part two

Great D, focus on great specials, schedule down, squeeze 10-14 points from O, and hope for the best

 

[RMH44]

Ash is Schiano part two

Great D, focus on great specials, schedule down, squeeze 10-14 points from O, and hope for the best

Great comparison except Ash has to play a B1G schedule instead of the tomato cans that Shady built his rep on.

 

[BKCuse]

Looking at the offensive numbers Rutgers put up today takes a little sting out of our loss.

Welcome to the Chris Ash era folks!

 

[Briancuse]

Looking at the offensive numbers Rutgers put up today takes a little sting out of our loss.

Welcome to the Chris Ash era folks!

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I probably should have posted in here instead of starting a new thread, but haha always nice to see Rutgers lose like that.

 

[orangeinjersey]

Ash seems to be following the Shafer model, defensive minded head coach who hires a young recruiting WR coach to run a "spread offense".

I was on their board a bit today, looks like the Ash honeymoon is over. 3 completions is INSANE

 

[HtownOrange]

Great comparison except Ash has to play a B1G schedule instead of the tomato cans that Shady built his rep on.

Rutgers Football Scheduler:
Duties include scheduling Tomato cans for opponents.

Success:
Indiana wears red and white, ergo: tomato can.
Join B1G: Four built-in tomato cans: Indiana, Nebraska, Wish, tOSU.
Throw in green, because tomatoes grow on vines and vines are green, ergo: Add Michigan State to Tomato cans list.

With five tomato cans in the conference, how could Rutgers go wrong!

Methinks someone misunderestimated* the definition of "tomato cans" when evaluating the B1G invite.


*HT to SNL's Bushism.

 

[DeGrozz]

LOL - Just read this:

According to FootballOutsiders.com, Rutgers ranks 64th out of 65 P5 schools.
According to KenPom.com, Rutgers ranks 65th out of 65 P5 schools.

 

[Briancuse]

LOL - Just read this:

According to FootballOutsiders.com, Rutgers ranks 64th out of 65 P5 schools.
According to KenPom.com, Rutgers ranks 65th out of 65 P5 schools.

On their board, they feel that because Wisconsin was able to be competitive with Michigan, that means they have a chance.

 

[longtimefan]

On their board, they feel that because Wisconsin was able to be competitive with Michigan, that means they have a chance.

You frequent the Rutgers board?

 

[Briancuse]

You frequent the Rutgers board?

Just for some laughs, every now and then.

 

[longtimefan]

Just for some laughs, every now and then.

Don't make a habit of it. Very bad for your mental health.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

LOL - Just read this:

According to FootballOutsiders.com, Rutgers ranks 64th out of 65 P5 schools.
According to KenPom.com, Rutgers ranks 65th out of 65 P5 schools.

But they leave their TVs on all day.

 

[Briancuse]

But they leave their TVs on all day.

If they leave it on the crime tv channel, they can catch up on former players.

 

[qdawgg]

On their board, they feel that because Wisconsin was able to be competitive with Michigan, that means they have a chance.

While not quite as bad, our board reads like that quite often.

 

[qdawgg]

Looking at the offensive numbers Rutgers put up today takes a little sting out of our loss.

Welcome to the Chris Ash era folks!

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That is so insanely bad.

 

[OburgCuse]

That is so insanely bad.

Brian Pariani bad...

 

[TheCusian]

Each of their 3 completions may grow up to become a full fledged offense in 20 years. Rooting for those little guys. Let's call them "Ashlings"...

 

[orangeinjersey]

Looks like the weekly woodshed beatdowns in the B1G are taking their toll

Is Big Ten buzz wearing off? Rutgers official explains dip in season tickets

 

[SU2NASA]

Looks like the weekly woodshed beatdowns in the B1G are taking their toll

Is Big Ten buzz wearing off? Rutgers official explains dip in season tickets

Michigan is going to beat them like a drum.

 

[sutomcat]

This gem was hidden in that article:

Rutgers averaged 34,168 tickets scanned per home game (announced average: 49,188) in 2012 compared to 33,104 (announced average: 47,723) last season. Scan numbers for this season are not yet available.

So they have about 15K phantom fans.

Awesome! Explains a lot!

 

[Toga]

This gem was hidden in that article:

Rutgers averaged 34,168 tickets scanned per home game (announced average: 49,188) in 2012 compared to 33,104 (announced average: 47,723) last season. Scan numbers for this season are not yet available.

So they have about 15K phantom fans.

Awesome! Explains a lot!

More eyeballs for TV.

 

[CuseCactus]

More eyeballs for TV.

hahahahaha.

 

[SUfaninAZ]

Michigan is going to beat them like a drum.

You mean with bricks!

 

[cuse62]

I haven't seen anything about Rutgers' game. The 3 completions, does that include pre game warm ups.