The all-inclusive Rutgers dumpster fire thread...

[orange79]

The Rutgirls way. The De commitment frenzy begins.

Class of 2018 - WR EJ Turner (GA) Verbal to Rutgers

 

[money3189]

Class of 2018 - WR EJ Turner (GA) Verbal to Rutgers
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You called it. :rolling:

 

[orange79]

You called it. :rolling:

He committed to Rutgers. It wasn't all that hard.

 

[MSOrange]

 

[DeGrozz]

Just watch the first 30 seconds:



I love SVP.

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

Just watch the first 30 seconds:



I love SVP.

 

[C Bomb]

So I went through the @rudecommits tweets and found this one that I absolutely laughed my arse off to. I hate to post it a couple months later, but I present this:

 

[retro44]

So I went through the @rudecommits tweets and found this one that I absolutely laughed my arse off to. I hate to post it a couple months later, but I present this:

lol...but this is the only thread that I keep coming back to because you just know it will be something new each time.

 

[HtownOrange]

The Rutgirls way. The De commitment frenzy begins.

This may be a new record for a non-change-in-HC decommit.

 

[Lynch1967]

Dohn is a delusional idiot. Back when Rutgirl got into the b10, I went back and forth with him a couple of times, and he kept telling me how they were going to thrive in the B10 and be right up there with Ohio st.

I talk with him a bit and he's never said anything remotely close to that. That is an accusation I would beg you to produce where he's ever written that.

 

[jgeorge322]

this is a real knee slapper...



"As of now" at least hes honest!

 

[Briancuse]

I talk with him a bit and he's never said anything remotely close to that. That is an accusation I would beg you to produce where he's ever written that.

Ya let me get my emails from 5 years ago, I will get right on that for you.

 

[SmilinBob]

Poor young Ash, his inexperience is showing and all his captured Pokemon are escaping.

 

[orangeinjersey]

this is a real knee slapper...



"As of now" at least hes honest!

this is the funniest i have ever seen lol. This kid is going places. Is he trolling?

 

[money3189]

this is the funniest i have ever seen lol. This kid is going places. Is he trolling?

What a slap in the face. Ive never seen a decommitment commitment. :rolling:

 

[reedny]

this is a real knee slapper...



"As of now" at least hes honest!

As of "now" (age 12), I'm officially committed.

 

[Briancuse]

As of "now" (age 12), I'm officially committed.

I think what he meant to say was, "As of now I'm committed to Rutgers, until a better offer comes or they lose 80-0 again, then im out like a fat kid in dodgeball".

 

[bigmike]

Yes, let's think about this. It's not firm, and it's definitely softer than a soft verbal. Let's call it a flacid or liquid verbal.

 

[CuseOnly]

Yes, let's think about this. It's not firm, and it's definitely softer than a soft verbal. Let's call it a flacid or liquid verbal.

Fluid verbal?

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

Rutty RB coach in town to see Stevie Scott.

Our RB coach promptly welcomes him with that sick burn.

 

[DownTheField]

Rutty RB coach in town to see Stevie Scott.

Our RB coach promptly welcomes him with that sick burn.

"As of right now" Syracuse is committed to having awesome weather and Stevie Scott is committed to Rutgers. Also, what kind of recruiting is that? That's like if Monroe was in South Florida and tweeted "I can't believe a hurricane hasn't wiped this place off the map".

 

[hungrychuck]

Rutty RB coach in town to see Stevie Scott.

Our RB coach promptly welcomes him with that sick burn.

Ha, is Lester Erb even a real name?

Sounds more like what the Scarlet Blight smokes in between losses.

 

[tipphill]

i did not realize he once coached here and got a masters degree from su---small world---perhaps his comment was meant to be tongue in cheek.

 

[TheCusian]

i did not realize he once coached here and got a masters degree from su---small world---perhaps his comment was meant to be tongue in cheek.

Who cares? Glad our guys took the opp to troll him

 

[bigmike]

Ash at his weekly staff meeting - "gentlemen, let's turn to our weekly recruiting update"

Coach 1: "We lost a recruit"
Coach 2: "With regret, we lost another recruit"
Coach 3: "I went to Syracuse to firm up our relationship with a recruit, and as soon as my smartphone was off airplane mode after landing, I made sure to insult the kid's hometown".

This is seriously like a sitcom.