The all-inclusive Rutgers dumpster fire thread...

[HtownOrange]

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I usually avoid schadenfreude but after two nights of bad sports fandom I had to look at the dumpster fire that is Rutgers and than God that I am not a fan of the Knights of the Raritan realm. The fans on the rovals site have a thread calling for Shady to be fired.

Not to worry Orange faithful, Big 10 lurkers and all others who visit this thread to be amused at how bad a fan base may be, the thread contains many who defend Shady, blaming coordinators, players, injuries (just ignore the obvious matter that all those 5 & 4 star recruits are not playing up to FCS standards), anyway, there are still those who believe Shady is the savior of all things Rutgers.

This schadenfreude thing is not all bad, as stated above, thanks to God that I am NOT a Rutgers fan. I will take SU's issues all day every day before glomming on to Rutgers issues.

 

[BKCuse]

lol

 

[HtownOrange]

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ThoSe sTaTs muST be FaKE news! EVEryONe kNowS ShaDY is a DeFeNSivE genIUS!

 

[OrangeXtreme]

 

[HtownOrange]

The kid knows he is too good to be laying on his back looking at the sky which was his fate should he have not withdrawn his commitment.

 

[djorange1989]

What?! Who wouldn’t want to play QB for the Bill Walsh of New Jersey?!!!

 

[texascpa]

Rutgers board is saying he's visiting Cuse.

 

[HtownOrange]

Rutgers board is saying he's visiting Cuse.

The rovals board has a link to Knight & Day blog, the guy states at about the 5:30 mark. States he is visiting Syracuse this week.

 

[Jake]

He pretty much said “hey Rutgers, I’ve seen your offense - it sucks,I’m out”.

 

[MSOrange]

I miss the Rutgets decommit Twitter account. That cracked me up every time. On their behalf, congrats on making the best decision of your life Gavin.

 

[SUFaninNJ]

“I will remember you…”

 

[wfschrec]

I miss the Rutgets decommit Twitter account. That cracked me up every time. On their behalf, congrats on making the best decision of your life Gavin.

I’m tempted to restart it

 

[SmilinBob]

Doesn't SU already have 2 2025 QB's?

 

[crales44]

Doesn't SU already have 2 2025 QB's?

Yes. This guy is a 2026. You have to get QBs you like every year. At least that was true before the portal...

 

[Hoo's That]

Yes. This guy is a 2026. You have to get QBs you like every year. At least that was true before the portal...

Maybe even more important with the advent of the "No-Sit-Out" transfer.

I refuse to blame "The Portal". The Portal is just a website that takes the blame for the havoc caused by "No-it-Out" transfers.

 

[JarHeadJim]

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https://dailytargum.com/staff/josh-meyers

 

[OrangeTarheel]

If I read that article correctly it looks like McCord averages more yards per game himself than the whole of Buttgers’ offense. I’d take a visit to ‘Cuse too if I were that QB

 

[djorange1989]

Rutgers avoided all four of the playoff caliber teams this year in the Big 10, next year they get OSU, PSU and Oregon. Plus Iowa, at Washington, at Minny and at Illinois. Basically they will be lucky to go 5-7 after this year’s “darkhorse” flop

 

[HtownOrange]

Rutgers hosts BYE today. BYE is favored heavily. Rutgers losing recruits, today's effort is not likely to stem the annual tide.

 

[orangefog]

Wax blew him up

 

[HtownOrange]

Shady is gonna Shady. Rutgers facing uphill odds decided to beat Vegas at their own game. Rutgers was +10 with BYE coming to town, a very ugly line by the oddsmakers. Shady, to beat the odds and the embarrassment of being the first to lose to BYE this season, forfeited the game. Shady is claiming a victory as Rutgers football "beat" the odds. This "victory" apparently triggers an undisclosed bonus. Three professors has been "asked" to retire to free up money to pay said bonus. Rutgers academia are protesting but because Rutgers football stinks, nobody provides any coverage.

In other news, New Jersey State Police has been asked to investigate college football coaches gaming the system and placing bets on CFB games. Rumor has it that a meat headed football coach wearing a red shirt with a big "R" on it was seen loitering outside of Caesar's in Atlantic City. When asked for comment, a Rutger's spokesperson responded with "No Comment".

 

[HtownOrange]

From the Rutgers board at Rovals (you know the drill):

https://rutgers.forums.ro vals.com/threads/only-upside-bye-week.283779/


In my best Bruce Johnson impression:

“Well fans, it’s all over here in Piscataway with our final score, Bye 28 and the Scarlet Knights 7. See you next week when the Minnesota Gophers come to play your Rutgers Scarlet Knights in a huge B1G tilt. Good evening and good luck.”
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It will take more than a Greg Cleanup to set us to a bowl. .it will take a very large MIRACLE
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A bye week is not helping the kinda [sic] injuries our key guys have. Most of which are already out for the season
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I'm enjoying my Saturday away from Rutgers football a little too much. Starting to wonder why I put myself through this aggravation every fall Saturday.

Even the Rutgers fans knew that BYE would take their toll on the Scarlet Knights Soup Cans. Dumpster fire does no describe Rutgers football. Maybe Dumpster Fired squared or cubed?

 

[djorange1989]

So nice that the hottest team in the Big 10 the last month is coming to play Rutgers. Will be interesting to see tweaked out Row the Boat’s face when Schiano goes for his QBs knees when they are in victory formation

 

[DJSpanky]

So nice that the hottest team in the Big 10 the last month is coming to play Rutgers. Will be interesting to see tweaked out Row the Boat’s face when Schiano goes for his QBs knees when they are in victory formation

Oops.

 

[djorange1989]

Oops.

Wishful thinking