Okay. Here is a serious answer. First, let me say I think my beer is better than most anything you can get commercially, and I will sing the praises of homebrewing for many reasons, but primarily the fact you can make any flavor profile you can think of.
So my list of great beers is LOOOONG, and really the only beers I don't like are American Light Lagers, and some of the weird veggie-fruit-wheat girly beers (like Magic Hat #9 - for wussies)
Maredsous is my favorite non-hoppy beer, it is a true Dubbel made by monks.
The BEST, most delicious dark beer ever, is New Holland's Dragons Milk. Amazing.
I am a hophead, and I stole my sig line from Stone's Arrogant *******, and while it is good, their Old Guardian is infinately better.
So those are three good ones out there. Also, i'll try other styles if I am familiar with a brewery. Took a shot at a Three Floyds beer the other day and it was very good. Victory. Stone. Rougue. New Holland, etc. If they made it, it is very good.
I actively avoid any beer I know to be brewed by Bud/Miller/Coors (like that garbage Blue Moon)
Like March said, wheelhouse.