The bartender sez "Hey, I'm gonna need to see some ID."
So the first LSU fan sez "Hey barkeep, sure thing," and opens up his wallet and hands him his driver's license. The bartender looks it over, nods, hands it back and sez "So what'll it be?"
The first LSU fan sez "I'll start with your house brew, but my friend here is gonna need a Guinness ASAP, seein' how he's Black Irish and all. You need to see his ID too?"
So then the bartender sez "Nah, I'd recognize Shaquille O'Neal anywhere."
:rim shot: