Here is my "I know this is never going to happen, so I'm going to just push it past reality and be dumb".
Remaining ACC and Pac teams join forces and, if they are boring, name it "PACC". If they want to ruffle some feathers (and please don't take this as anything truly political, it's a joke) "Coastal Elites Conference".
So we do the CEC. All teams remaining. Instead of a conference title GAME, we do a conference title TOURNEY. Top 4 teams invited, all games in VEGAS (I think this location was floated in one of the articles).
For conference media day, all teams must cut a wwe-esque promo. Keep it relatively civil, but we'll need to find our conference's mean gene okerlund.
We say we'll start games whenever is needed. CEC after dark? You bet. 9am PT start for bloody marys and bacon, fine. Turkey bacon to rub in the "CEC" thing, sure. vegan bacon (again, no judging), just to really grind some gears, why not?
And I want a collaborative NIL PR machine that celebrates when the replacement swimmer on a 4x100 relay gets a $100 gift certificate from Applebees because he made a funny Tik Tok, let alone the well known football and bball players. I don't know if that's legal as a conference, but who cares, right?
BBall, let's celebrate our west coast brethren and start a brand new pre-season tourney! Let's do a pre-season tourney on the west coast in, you guessed it, Vegas (backup LA). I haven't thought this through. Apologies.
If we're going to be relegated, let's at least be entertaining and have some fun. And be in Vegas a lot.