My game is tight bro.
Chicks smell my wedding ring. My game when I was single was terrible. Now I tell them about being wrist deep in baby poop and they want to jump my bones. Stating the obvious...chicks are crazy.You're married. At best you can say your game used to be tight. But casper like dudes like you and me don't do very well, especially in the winter months when we are nearly transparent.
Angry chicks are terrifying.
You mean the guy in the back correct?After much deliberation. Middle blonde and 1st right appear to be checking me out. I'm pretty excited.
Chicks smell my wedding ring. My game when I was single was terrible. Now I tell them about being wrist deep in baby poop and they want to jump my bones. Stating the obvious...chicks are crazy.
Chicks smell my wedding ring. My game when I was single was terrible. Now I tell them about being wrist deep in baby poop and they want to jump my bones. Stating the obvious...chicks are crazy.
Water board me and attach a car better to my bag and I'm Stoic.Now this post definitely makes me think of my first wife!
And my 2nd, 4th and 5th wives.Now this post definitely makes me think of my first wife!
Not exactly a hot spot. I think girls hate other girls so much they just want to them over.Interesting. I've become invisible since I slipped my wedding ring on. And my work travels means I'm in cheesy hotel bars grabbing a beer and dinner all the time. Clearly chicks are crazy.
Water board me and attach a car better to my bag and I'm Stoic.
Throw me in a room with an angry wife.
I just confessed to jfks murder and I'm crying in the fetal position sucking my thumb.
And my 2nd, 4th and 5th wives.
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When I first read this, "Chicks smell my wedding ring," I really didn't know where you were going with it! My first thought was were are you putting your ring!
Maybe he's become a fan of Wichita State
How deep are we gonna be next year?!?!
Wow just wow!!I actually had to google what this meant the first time I saw it!
Wow just wow!!
How deep are we gonna be next year?!?!