Can we please put an end to the Girard eating jokes?

[OttoinGrotto]

This is obviously objectively hilarious but also kind of sad that it's just NOW come up.

It's because people think what we do is easy! It's not!

 

[HOFCeluck]

It's because people think what we do is easy! It's not!

CaSe in point: Referencing 312 and NOT 311. Big unforced error imo.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

CaSe in point: Referencing 312 and NOT 311. Big unforced error imo.

Score it as an epatcuse.

Or, if you're Joey G, Skor (bar) it as an epatcuse.

Or more likely if you're Joey G, just eat a Skor bar.

 

[Fly Rodder]

when do we complain that he put on too much muscle and can't shoot now?

 

[UpstateSM]

when do we complain that he put on too much muscle and can't shoot now?

His 3P% is better than it was last year

 

[Sudano]

Yeah .. we need to stick a fork in it ..

I don't have the appetite for more.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Well, this thread had good intentions, I will say that.

 

[OrangeFoo]

All of you bad people are going to get your just desserts someday.

 

[FloridaFan]

Well, this thread had good intentions, I will say that.

You broke poor DaCuse

 

[kirbivore]

eating a dead horse

 

[Sudano]

Stop stuffing them down our throats!

 

[Sudano]

when do we complain that he put on too much muscle and can't shoot now?

That's not muscle...

 

[GoCuse14]

That’s the problem theses dorks still watch cartoons and think it’s funny.

awe, eat a snickers, you seem hangry...or did Joe eat them all?

 

[HOFCeluck]

You broke poor DaCuse

All that work by him...lost to oblivion.

He flew too close to the sun...on golden, buttery wings.

 

[FasterCuse]

Wow, some of you guys are just eating this up.

 

[Orangello]

Nacho fries are back !

 

[JRHEETER]

I bet Joe G would eat this thread right up

 

[OttoinGrotto]

All that work by him...lost to oblivion.

He flew too close to the sun...on golden, buttery wings.

There was some gold there.

That bears one...

 

[Dave]

Oh, c'mon it is funny. And he brought it on himself with the "i put on about ten
lbs to help gain separation." Uh, what? What athlete puts on weight to help with
quickness? Any of these were better answers ...

"I put on weight to help take the abuse, as I broke down last year." Ok.
"I put on weight so I wouldn't get moved around as much." Ok.
"I added some muscle and got stronger to finish through contact." Sure.

not

"I added weight to help gain separation." Say again?

Kev

My wife gained ten pounds to help gain separation.

 

[EnviroSciGuy]

All that work by him...lost to oblivion.

He flew too close to the sun...on golden, buttery wings.

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

Take 1: Are we even sure he’s from Glens Falls & not Buttermilk Falls?

Take 2: Glens Falls....moar like Glens Full, amirite?

 

[HOFCeluck]

Take 1: Are we even sure he’s from Glens Falls & not Buttermilk Falls?

Take 2: Glens Falls...moar like Glens Full, amirite?

Hellmans Falls imo

 

[EnviroSciGuy]

Hellmans Falls imo

There IS a Baker's Falls near Queensbury...

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

 

[Ghost]

His 3P% is better than it was last year

His play has actually gotten much better of late - I think it's the positive energy from the jokes. At least I'd like to think it's that.

Also, fwiw, he seems like he had a good sense of humor, if he could read this thread he'd have Mounds of fun