Can we please put an end to the Girard eating jokes?

[HOFCeluck]

His play has actually gotten much better of late - I think it's the positive energy from the jokes. At least I'd like to think it's that.

Also, fwiw, he seems like he had a good sense of humor, if he could read this thread he'd have Mounds of fun

We’ve established that increased MUSCLE mass adversely affects your shooting mechanics.

Therefore it stands to reason...

 

[OttoinGrotto]

We’ve established that increased MUSCLE mass adversely affects your shooting mechanics.

Therefore it stands to reason...

I'm taking this as the on record opinion of a medical professional.

 

[HOFCeluck]

I'm taking this as the on record opinion of a medical professional.

As it was intended!

 

[Ghost]

Those are jokes?

Not any more, apparently Joe Girard ate them (at least judging from the title of the thread)

 

[UpstateSM]

Not to go down a censorship rabbit hole BUT I'm not sure how fat jokes about our point guard can fly for two months (I personally think the hit rate is very low but I respect the persistence) while numerous posts/threads that are reasonably questioning if our head coach favors his son are taken down.

I'm not sure if people don't want to be the fun police or if the nepotism word is too scary or whatever the reason is but I doubt I'm the only one who has had a thought along this line.

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

Not to go down a censorship rabbit hole BUT I'm not sure how fat jokes about our point guard can fly for two months (I personally think the hit rate is very low but I respect the persistence) while numerous posts/threads that are reasonably questioning if our head coach favors his son are taken down.

I'm not sure if people don't want to be the fun police or if the nepotism word is too scary or whatever the reason is but I doubt I'm the only one who has had a thought along this line.

ESPN 30 for 30: Joe GirLARD

What if I told you that this thread was mocking the posters expressing concern over our starting PG’s apparent “weight gain” & not our starting PG himself?

 

[UpstateSM]

ESPN 30 for 30: Joe GirLARD

What if I told you that this thread was mocking the posters expressing concern over our starting PG’s apparent “weight gain” & not our starting PG himself?

What if I told you that’s irrelevant to my point?

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Not to go down a censorship rabbit hole BUT I'm not sure how fat jokes about our point guard can fly for two months (I personally think the hit rate is very low but I respect the persistence) while numerous posts/threads that are reasonably questioning if our head coach favors his son are taken down.

I'm not sure if people don't want to be the fun police or if the nepotism word is too scary or whatever the reason is but I doubt I'm the only one who has had a thought along this line.

Oh the hit rate is about equivalent to Jackson's 3 point percentage this season

BAZINGA

 

[UpstateSM]

Oh the hit rate is about equivalent to Jackson's 3 point percentage this season

BAZINGA

A like for both the joke and what felt like a timely use of Jackson over Buddy

 

[OttoinGrotto]

ESPN 30 for 30: Joe GirLARD

What if I told you that this thread was mocking the posters expressing concern over our starting PG’s apparent “weight gain” & not our starting PG himself?

I can assure you, we're both in on the joke and part of the joke.

 

[FloridaFan]

This thread is starting to weigh on people’s nerves

 

[orange79]

This thread is starting to weigh on people’s nerves

Then put it on ignore or don't click on it.

Easy peasy.

 

[Eric15]

Then put it on ignore or don't click on it.

Easy peasy.

FF was making the thread's 147th fat joke.

 

[FrancoPizza]

That's not muscle...

Is that an eclair in his pants or is Joe just excited to play ball?

 

[GooseMutt]

Does he pick off Mareks plate?

 

[CuseFaninVT]

Does he pick off Mareks plate?

Pick? He grabs the whole thing, drops a cig to distract MD, and waddles off to the corner to slobber it down.

 

[4evaOrange]

Why are the steaks so high in this thread?

This thread is still rare, until I put my touch here then it’ll be well done.

 

[GooseMutt]

We gotta use more thread to ensure his pants fit

 

[Halfmooncuse]

No more jokes on posters

 

[4evaOrange]

No more jokes on posters

I’m just gonna fan the flames...

 

[Briancuse]

Anyone want to taco bout this?

 

[rhcuse]

3 pages of wisecracks is a lot to digest......except for Joe.

 

[GooseMutt]

All kidding aside joe is a stud. Football bb he is a talented competitor and deserves respect. Don’t make me eat my words

 

[OrangeDW]

We gotta use more thread to ensure his pants fit

i have spoken no pants

 

[4evaOrange]

3 pages of wisecracks is a lot to digest...except for Joe.

I can’t stomach your jokes, please stop.