Can we please put an end to the Girard eating jokes?

[GooseMutt]

This one eats too much. This one doesn’t eat enough this won’t shoots too much. This one doesn’t shoot enough This one is getting too many minutes. This one is not getting adequate minutes. Can’t wait till they are perfect like us!

 

[Briancuse]

This one eats too much. This one doesn’t eat enough this won’t shoots too much. This one doesn’t shoot enough This one is getting too many minutes. This one is not getting adequate minutes. Can’t wait till they are perfect like us!

Don't worry too much, its nacho problem.

 

[CuseFaninVT]

I'm loving this cornucopia of perspectives. Not as much as Joe does...

 

[4evaOrange]

LETTUCE STOP GUYS...THIS IS CEREAL!!!

Or at least scale it down a bit.

 

[rychi32]

Then put it on ignore or don't click on it.

Easy peasy.

Couldn’t we have done the same with the nepotism thread?

 

[GooseMutt]

Couldn’t we have done the same with the nepotism thread?

Here’s the scoop if nepotism didn’t exist there would be no elite class. Digest that. Joe is still a bad azz

 

[Briancuse]

I'm ready to put this all behind us and get back to bball, we will improve, doughnut take us lightly,

 

[NineOneSeven]

In all seriousness, JG is really playing a lot smarter. Not perfect (that's unrealistic), but trending a lot more to the style we need from him.

 

[4evaOrange]

I'm ready to put this all behind us and get back to bball, we will improve, doughnut take us lightly,

Yeah I’m just glazed and confused by your jokes, I’m gonna go heids elsewhere here.

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

In all seriousness, JG is really playing a lot smarter. Not perfect (that's unrealistic), but trending a lot more to the style we need from him.

I agree, though he still needs to tighten up his handles



....& his dribbling.

 

[Ghost]

Here’s the scoop if nepotism didn’t exist there would be no elite class. Digest that. Joe is still a bad azz

Nor elite spacing!

 

[kirbivore]

We’ve established that increased MUSCLE mass adversely affects your shooting mechanics.

Therefore it stands to reason...

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

It’s a real shame that we won’t be on the KFC Yum! Center floor tonight, as I expected Joe to get buckets against Louisville’s average 3-point defense.

 

[OrangeinDC]

It’s a real shame that we won’t be on the KFC Yum! Center floor tonight, as I expected Joe to get buckets against Louisville’s average 3-point defense.

LOL!! You had to do it!!!

 

[NateW]

It’s a real shame that we won’t be on the KFC Yum! Center floor tonight, as I expected Joe to get buckets against Louisville’s average 3-point defense.

Easier to stay in and order up a Pudgies party pack for one.

 

[FrancoPizza]

I agree, though he still needs to tighten up his handles



...& his dribbling.

How do you know he dribbles? That's honestly TMI.

 

[SWC75]

I never thought the Joe eating jokes were funny. He's a football player. He's not going to be skinny.

 

[orangemass]

I never thought the Joe eating jokes were funny. He's a football player. He's not going to be skinny.

He’d be a much better player if he lost the spare tire. He needs to work on his body in the off season

 

[orange79]

I never thought the Joe eating jokes were funny. He's a football player. He's not going to be skinny.

 

[cliftonparksufan]

He’d be a much better player if he lost the spare tire. He needs to work on his body in the off season

1) work on shooting
2) work on ball handling
3) work on basketball IQ
4) work on defense
5) lift weights
6) do sit ups

 

[4evaOrange]

It’s a real shame that we won’t be on the KFC Yum! Center floor tonight, as I expected Joe to get buckets against Louisville’s average 3-point defense.

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

When tonight’s opponent goes from being a team of Cards on the court to a bag of curds on the flight home...

 

[Cuse5528]

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[Gotothehole]

I never thought the Joe eating jokes were funny. He's a football player. He's not going to be skinny.

Can we send both starting guards to the football team?

 

[SWC75]

Can we send both starting guards to the football team?

What would Buddy play?