cliftonparksufan
Iggy Award Czar/Co 2020-21 Iggy Award Winner PPG
- Joined
- Aug 14, 2011
- Messages
- 18,013
- Like
- 32,280
War stories...from the front...Poor House West..Circa 1972...Layla probably blasting on the juke box.
Above the din I see this obviously desperate, really short guy, look up at her and say in a sickening plea .."Hi, my name is *****...how about you and I go to my place and I'll make you a steak dinner!" No response, no surprise.
He wasn't drunk and he wasn't trying to be funny. I felt a little sorry for him. but at the same time I almost barfed. One of the lamest pitches I ever heard.
Hopefully he's not a reader of this forum.
Maybe the girl was a vegeterian. He should have offered her a nice onion, mushroom and pepper omelet for breakfast.