cliftonparksufan
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War stories...from the front...Poor House West..Circa 1972...Layla probably blasting on the juke box.
Above the din I see this obviously desperate, really short guy, look up at her and say in a sickening plea .."Hi, my name is *****...how about you and I go to my place and I'll make you a steak dinner!" No response, no surprise.
He wasn't drunk and he wasn't trying to be funny. I felt a little sorry for him. but at the same time I almost barfed. One of the lamest pitches I ever heard.
Hopefully he's not a reader of this forum.
Maybe the girl was a vegeterian. He should have offered her a nice onion, mushroom and pepper omelet for breakfast.
out here (I prefer mature) ... as shown by the fact that this wonderful thread just won't die ...betcha lots of good stories as well. Ahhhh ... Garzones.