HEY VIRGINIA...

[ImperialOrange]

Hey virginia,

The only hoops game I've been to in Charlottesville you lost to Providence.

You should feel bad

 

[CorduroyG]

hey virginia,

the only memorable things about your basketball program is your coach has the same name as a famous singer, and your arena has the same name as the bass player of the greatest band ever.

you should feel bad

 

[ImperialOrange]

Hey Virginia,

The only football game I've been to in Charlottesville Marques Hagan single handedly beat fsu.

I, along with the uva fans, felt glad

 

[ImperialOrange]

Hey Virginia,

Remember that crappy song by Train about meeting you?

Anyone who has ever heard that song feels horrible

 

[CuseTroop]

Hey Virginia,

April is Confederate History Month?

seriously?

You should feel bad

 

[NineOneSeven]

Hey Cindy Lou Hoo,

 

[tee1222]

Hey Cindy Lou Hoo,

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Even without the words "you should feel bad", this post is a champ.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Hey Virginia,

You claim to be for lovers. I don't even want to think about what that says about you.

You should feel bad.

 

[Moontan]

Hey Viginia,

Thomas Jefferson plagiarized.

You should feel bad.

 

[orange79]

Hey Virginia,

If you stood up to your governor and slapped down VPI, we could have played this game 10 years ago.

You should feel bad.

 

[ORRange]

Hey Virginia,

In the Civil War George Armstrong Custer spared your University

NO SUCH LUCK WITH THE SYRACUSE ORANGE.

You should bad and scared to death.

 

[NKR1978]

Hey Virginia,

The seminal Supreme Court case recognizing a freedom to marry is Loving vs. Virginia. It was decided in the early 70's. Seriously, in the 1970's interracial couples couldn't get married in your state. The f****** 70s!

You should feel bad in perpetuity.

 

[orangehomer]

Hey Virginia,

when I was a little kid my friend and I found a s e x book, and we thought the word for lady parts was "Virginia". and we thought it was hilarious.

you should feel bad.

 

[We Are Syracuse]

Hey UVA
The greatest things that happen in JPJ yearly is not your basketball teams games.. It's the concerts
you should feel bad

 

[Opus]

Hey Virginia,

Appomattox. Another surrender Saturday.

You should feel bad.

 

[orangefan13]

Hey Virginia
I would say you should feel bad on saturday, but you already know

 

[orangetrojan]

Hey Virginia,

You share a large portion of your border, and part of your name with these guys:

You should feel bad

 

[ImperialOrange]

Hey Virginia,

Remember your last final 4? I don't because it was before I was born... and I'm turning 30 this year.

That probably feels bad.

 

[suttree]

Hey, Virginia,

Q: What do you call a Yankee who has been living in your state for six months?

A: Boss.

You should feel bad.

 

[DownTheField]

We'd talk smack but don't want you to take your ball and go home. Lol It's a game bro and 26-2 is an awesome season. Chill. You will hate the shot clock even more against UVA because we will slow the game down. And I think playing in the elite 8 against Nolan richardsons 40 minutes of hell is our most important game in the last 30 years - no Sampson lol

Hey Virginia,

Huh?

Feel bad.

 

[strumpfasaurus]

Hey Virginia

Remember that time you guys made a miracle run to the Final Four in 2011?

Oh whoops that was that other Virginia team my bad.

 

[Conrad13]

Hey Virginia,
I'm an alumnus of UVA and I'll be rooting for Syracuse. You should feel bad.

(I'm also dumb as a box of rocks and you awarded me a Ph.D. so you should be kicking yourself).

 

[NineOneSeven]

Hey Virginia,

I have to travel to a place in Wytheville, VA for work. Because no airports are close, and there are no direct flights from Akron, it will be quicker to just make the 5 hour drive.

I'm pretty pissed off about that.

 

[GoHoos]

Hey Virginia,
I'm an alumnus of UVA and I'll be rooting for Syracuse. You should feel bad.

(I'm also dumb as a box of rocks and you awarded me a Ph.D. so you should be kicking yourself).

Traitor! Defector to the North! You must not be that dumb. A Ph.D. from UVA is a pretty difficult thing to get.

 

[GoHoos]

Hey Virginia,

I have to travel to a place in Wytheville, VA for work. Because no airports are close, and there are no direct flights from Akron, it will be quicker to just make the 5 hour drive.

I'm pretty pissed off about that.

Time for a new job I guess. Rubber, rubber, rubber. Send me a rubber when you're in Wilson. Actually, I assume you are going to the Firestone plant. Could be wrong.