If Pitt was a person...

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a TV character, she'd be Skyler from Breaking Bad.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a person, he'd be the guy that takes his little sister's best friend to the prom and convinces himself by the end of the last slow song that she went with him because she likes him.

 

[rhcuse]

If Pitt were a person she’d order the $38 filet mignon, take 2 bites and say she’s full from the appetizer.

 

[billsin01]

Pitt would have to register itself on an embarrassing list if it moved into your neighborhood.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a person, he'd be the guy at Burger King that gets pissed at you when you bring your tray back up because they got your order wrong.

 

[HOFCeluck]

If Pitt were a thread, it would be the “0-18” thread.

 

[OrangeDW]

If Pitt were a WWF wrestler, he’d be Brian Knobbs from the Nasty Boys.

 

[NorSyr66]

I wasn't able to watch today, kid activities got in the way. But was able to hear the last 5 minutes on SiriusXM in the car, Pitt radio broadcast. Whatever you think is the worst part about Pitt, it's probably wrong, unless you think the worst part about Pitt is their radio announcers.

The

Worst

No matter how bad they were they had equal competition to what we heard on ESPN

 

[HOFCeluck]

If Pitt were a wrestler, he’d be Brian Knobbs from the Nasty Boys.

If Pitt was an “Attitude Era” storyline, it would be when Mark Henry was banging Mae Young.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a person she’d order the $38 filet mignon, take 2 bites and say she’s full from the appetizer.

And she'd order it well done.

 

[Lucid]

he would have dirt under his fingernails and put his mouth directly on the water fountain when getting a drink.

This started in the game thread. Add on.

OttoinGrotto

His name would be Scutt Farcus.

 

[orange79]

If Pitt was a person...

 

[blust2i3d4]

If Pitt was a person, his name would be Brad Pitt.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, he'd eat that whole jar of mayo for 5 bucks.

Don't think he won't.

 

[HOFCeluck]

If Pitt was a girl she’d say yes to the first guy who asked her to Prom and then wait till like two days before to tell me- err him that the guy she REALLY liked asked her.

 

[AlaskaSU]

He would be an unemployed bearded progressive living in his parent's basement.

 

[rrlbees]

Pitt is the gum on the bottom of your shoe.

 

[Chip]

No matter how bad they were they had equal competition to what we heard on ESPN

Were they cheering for Pitt and blasting the refs for every call that went against them?

It was as if they took two people from their fan board and said it's your turn to be on the radio.

At the end the "analyst" said those refs didn't deserve to do another ACC game all season.

 

[HOFCeluck]

If Pitt was a person he’d be the guy trying to Ham fist his politics into a joke thread.

 

[shermstheman]

If Pitt were a person he’d be the guy in the locker room who puts paper towels on the bench to sit his bare ass on and then proceed to get a file out to scrap the excess skin off his feet onto the floor that we have to walk on.

 

[Madbiker]

If Pitt was a person he'd be the guy who never uses deodorant or brushes his teeth.

 

[UnderHisOwnPower]

he would have dirt under his fingernails and put his mouth directly on the water fountain when getting a drink.

This started in the game thread. Add on.

OttoinGrotto

If Pitt were a person, he’d be the guy to pull out his phone to video his girlfriend getting tongue kissed in a night club and leaving with the bouncer.

 

[jncuse]

If Pitt was a middle aged man he would be as big a loser as George Costanza. (Except not funny)

Every time it looks like they were moving forward, they blow it when it matters.

 

[crv1728]

Part of me wanted to find the Pitt fan board after the game and tell them what they are for the USA chant against OB and for their stupid chants against Buddy, but this is much better! Way to go guys!

 

[SWC75]