If Pitt was a person, she'd be the woman that's a vocal vegan at work, and whenever pizza is ordered for lunch at the office there's always a cheeseless vegetable monstrosity ordered so she can have some, she eats one slice, ensuring that there isn't enough sausage and mushroom for everyone else because, not naming names, but somebody in accounting took way more than the courteous two slices it's understood is appropriate to take before everybody has some, LOOKING AT YOU PHIL.
Also, Pitt is also Phil.