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If Pitt was a person...

If Pitt was a person, she'd be the woman that's a vocal vegan at work, and whenever pizza is ordered for lunch at the office there's always a cheeseless vegetable monstrosity ordered so she can have some, she eats one slice, ensuring that there isn't enough sausage and mushroom for everyone else because, not naming names, but somebody in accounting took way more than the courteous two slices it's understood is appropriate to take before everybody has some, LOOKING AT YOU PHIL.

Also, Pitt is also Phil.
 
The USA chants came while a Frenchman sat on their roster. Congrats zoo.

We should be careful here, or someone will end up offended and lecture us the same way the West Virginia football fan thread went.

If Pitt were a person, it would be the one girl you know that actually knows firsthand what a glory hole is.

Whatever that is.
 
If Pitt were a person, they'd always "forget" their wallet. Promising to get you back next time.

If Pitt were a person, they'd sit on park benches or public transportation and inconspicuously try to trip passersby, thinking it was funny. (Looking at you McGowen's)
 
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If Pitt were a person, they'd be talking loudly (and longly...not Luke either) on their cell phone while sitting on the $ h*tter, and not have the decency of a courtesy flush for the rest of us.
 
If Pitt was a person, it would be that middle-aged guy with a mullet who drives a convertible even though the weather sucks 10 months a year and he’s eight months behind on his mortgage.

Or basically like 90% of the people from Oswego.
 
Pitt is the guy that has been cutoff from girlscout cookies at work, because he took his cookies but never paid... and then claimed he paid weeks after being hounded to cough up the cash by the girscout's mom...

"I put the cash on your desk Tuesday at lunch... What, you didn't get it???"
 
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