If Pitt was a person...

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, their two favorite memes would be the fake Halloween costume pack and "you've heard of elf on a shelf...".

 

[cuse62]

If Pitt was a person, their father is the Georgetown Mascot and their mother was the Rutgers Mascot.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, their father is the Georgetown Mascot and their mother was the Rutgers Mascot.

...

She hot?

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, he'd be very open, unironically, about American Psycho being his favorite movie.

 

[Cusefan0307]

If Pitt was a person they’d be the guy that buys Ragu or Prego and invites you for Sunday sauce. Sorry OIG.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person they’d be the guy that buys Ragu or Prego and invites you for Sunday sauce. Sorry OIG.

You're not sorry.

 

[cuse62]

...

She hot?

Smoking, if your a Georgetown Mascot.

 

[Toga]

The love child of Jamie Dixon and Doris Burke.

 

[mark79]

Not sure, but I do know their nickname would be “taint”

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person, she'd dibs a guy that she and her roommate both know that she knows her roommate is into, and suspects the guy is into the roommate too, even though she knows it's not happening between her and the guy, and the roommate won't pursue anything with the guy out of loyalty to her and because she respects the dibs.

 

[orangefog]

If Pitt was a person, she'd dibs a guy that she and her roommate both know that she knows her roommate is into, and suspects the guy is into the roommate too, even though she knows it's not happening between her and the guy, and the roommate won't pursue anything with the guy out of loyalty to her and because she respects the dibs.

This sounds awful personal.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

This sounds awful personal.

I WONDER WHY

 

[orangefog]

I WONDER WHY

I have just one question.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

I have just one question.

Yes, and no.

Also I'm pretty sure I've told this story on the board before.

 

[orangefog]

Yes, and no.

Also I'm pretty sure I've told this story on the board before.

Oh, not THAT question. I apologize, I don't remember it. My question is simply...I think it's obvious...no shot at both?

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Oh, not THAT question. I apologize, I don't remember it. My question is simply...I think it's obvious...no shot at both?

I had zero interest in the dibser (she was the no), and lots of interest in the roomie (she was an OiG wheelhouse yes).

 

[orangefog]

I had zero interest in the dibser (she was the no), and lots of interest in the roomie (she was an OiG wheelhouse yes).

Ugh, she is definitely a piece of Pitt.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person they'd have been one of those people that legitimately believed millennials were spending all their money on avocado toast.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt was a person he'd pay it forward in the drive thru because he's "doing something."

 

[CuseFaninVT]

If Pitt was a person they'd have been one of those people that legitimately believed millennials were spending all their money on avocado toast.

RIP avocado toast inventor.

 

[MSOrange]

 

[walsh2012]

if pitt were a person he'd listen to every episode of joe rogan and be aggressively opinionated on which brand of dip is the best

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a person they'd put the toilet paper roll on wrong, and then when they were called out on it, say there's no wrong way to put the roll on because they're unaware that there is, in fact, a correct way and a wrong way according to the original patent.

 

[PeteCalvin]

If Pitt were a person, they’d be the strange person setting illegal screens at a busy rush hour crosswalk screaming “Dixon Ball!”

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If Pitt were a person, they wouldn't respect Sam Elliott's craft and talent.