Probably, but that's where the "if" comes in, since the idea was floated we might be able to get out this summer.
Probably, but that's where the "if" comes in, since the idea was floated we might be able to get out this summer.
Suddenly, Devondorf appears from a parachute... freshly dressed in his Orange away uniform from the 6OT game, marijuana joint in mouth, talking junk to Seton Hall players surrounding him. Devo proceeds to shoot Matinatto with a paintball gun in the testicles. Lights fade out... end Act 1Come on, can't you guys let me have my "JB pulls a WWE move on the Big East" moment? If you like, we can throw in that at the end of the trophy presentation he hits Marinatto with the trophy and spray paints "ACC" on his chest while "No Chance in Hell" plays, with GMac jumping up on the scorer's table and pounding his chest, Hop strutting around the court flipping off the crowd and Lazarus Sims doing the DX "suck it" move.
And then Sunday at the ACC championship game when, presumably, Duke and UNC are playing, a hooded man sneaks up behind the bench and knocks out Roy Boy. The crowd looks on in confusion, he drops his hood, and..."Good God, that's...that's Jim Boeheim! Jim Boeheim has come to Greensboro! Syracuse is at the ACC championship! No, my God, no!"Suddenly, Devondorf appears from a parachute... freshly dressed in his Orange away uniform from the 6OT game, marijuana joint in mouth, talking junk to Seton Hall players surrounding him. Devo proceeds to shoot Matinatto with a paintball gun in the testicles. Lights fade out... end Act 1
The pro-southern ACC crowd begins singing "Dixie", while chants of "Hail Jefferson Davis" erupt. Devendorf reappears, as his parachute blasts through the Greensboro coliseum metal roof, marijuana joint in mouth, Orange jersey on, timberland boots and all. JB recites the Emancipation Proclamation and the country is once again united. The Southern ACC fans suddenly realize it's not 1863.And then Sunday at the ACC championship game when, presumably, Duke and UNC are playing, a hooded man sneaks up behind the bench and knocks out Roy Boy. The crowd looks on in confusion, he drops his hood, and..."Good God, that's...that's Jim Boeheim! Jim Boeheim has come to Greensboro! Syracuse is at the ACC championship! No, my God, no!"
But they still wink seductively at their attractive cousins.The pro-southern ACC crowd begins singing "Dixie", while chants of "Hail Jefferson Davis" erupt. Devendorf reappears, as his parachute blasts through the Greensboro coliseum metal roof, marijuana joint in mouth, Orange jersey on, timberland boots and all. JB recites the Emancipation Proclamation and the country is once again united. The Southern ACC fans suddenly realize it's not 1863.
Come on, can't you guys let me have my "JB pulls a WWE move on the Big East" moment? If you like, we can throw in that at the end of the trophy presentation he hits Marinatto with the trophy and spray paints "ACC" on his chest while "No Chance in Hell" plays, with GMac jumping up on the scorer's table and pounding his chest, Hop strutting around the court flipping off the crowd and Lazarus Sims doing the DX "suck it" move.
Then, Matt Gorman enters the gymnasium, wearing overalls and no undershirt, bare-chested. Gorman screams at the top of his lungs, "HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS", picks up a basketball, hits a three-pointer, and gestures to the crowd to shhhhhh. Gorman walks up to Tin Man and asks why ACC fans have no heart. End ACT IIBut they still wink seductively at their attractive cousins.