Jimmy Dykes on the call tonight

[Frozen]

Awesome. SIAP.

 

[edowd26]

FML. How can anyone think this assclown is good for tv? I'm gonna go kick a shitton of rocks see you guys at 5:30.

 

[Lawrinson14]

Brace yourselves...

"Syracuse is really long and athletic at every position...So is Kentucky. They are a great young team who I wouldn't want to play come march."

"Ennis is a great freshman. You know who else has great freshman? Kentucky. They have 15 first round draft picks on this years team."

 

[edowd26]

Brace yourselves...

"Syracuse is really long and athletic at every position...So is Kentucky. They are a great young team who I wouldn't want to play come march."

"Ennis is a great freshman. You know who else has great freshman? Kentucky. They have 15 first round draft picks on this years team."

 

[4evaOrange]

Great. Just greatttt...

 

[Lawrinson14]

By the way...his stupid plane metaphor come March is THE DUMBEST thing in sports broadcasting.

 

[edowd26]

I'm literally going to count how many times I tell my tv to off. O/U is 7

 

[NineOneSeven]

I'm literally going to count how many times I tell my tv to off. O/U is 7

Not as many times as you'll tell the refs to off, guaranteed.

 

[realorange]

Over/under on how many minutes it takes Dykes to mention Kentucky or Cal.
Over/under on how many times he mentions Kentucky or Cal.

 

[cusetown1]

"Had Kentucky not played Michigan St right off the bat they would have easily gone 40-0, 39-1 is not too shabby".

 

[weedsportwarriors]

Over/under on how many minutes it takes Dykes to mention Kentucky or Cal.
Over/under on how many times he mentions Kentucky or Cal.

I bet he mentions Kentucky before the game even starts.

 

[edowd26]

Not as many times as you'll tell the refs to off, guaranteed.

I don't tell them to . I tell them I want to feed them their offspring. We need to break the cycle ya know?

 

[jordoo]

Ugh that means he's doing the whole tour net, right?

 

[cuseinseattle]

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

 

[pearl31]

Me, upon hearing this news:

 

[Dave85]

I'm literally going to count how many times I tell my tv to off. O/U is 7

Sometimes I listen to the game through Sidearm and put the TV on mute!

 

[jordoo]

Sometimes I listen to the game through Sidearm and put the TV on mute!

I enjoyed the Matt's (Roe and Park) but whoever has been doing it this season on there just isn't my cup of tea.

 

[edowd26]

Sometimes I just put prerecorded sounds of nails on a chalkboard ...cuz... ya know... still better than dykes

Sometimes I listen to the game through Sidearm and put the TV on mute!

 

[Dave85]

"Had Kentucky not played Michigan St right off the bat they would have easily gone 40-0, 39-1 is not too shabby".

2013 NIT 0 - 1

 

[jordoo]

Well hey guys last year we were the only team to win @ Arkansas! Jimmy only said that every time we cam up the last two months of the season. He does realize the played in the SEC right and that not losing at home in that conference isn't a huge deal even when UK is having a good season right.

 

[Doc5120]

Over/under on # of times he uses the word "paws" to talk about a big guy's hands - too many. I can't stand this clown. His little catch phrases and foolish metaphors are ridiculous. :bang:

 

[DoctorBombay]

 

[zeekay]

I'm doing a drinking game with a cuse friend!

During the game:
Dykes says "Kentucky": take a sip of beer
Dykes mentions Coach Cal: take a shot.

I expect to be passed out before the half so will need a recap for sure.

 

[PoppyHart]

Ugh that means he's doing the whole tour net, right?

He'll do the "morning" session today and the loser's bracket games.

 

[edowd26]

You're going to need more alcohol.

I'm doing a drinking game with a cuse friend!

During the game:
Dykes says "Kentucky": take a sip of beer
Dykes mentions Coach Cal: take a shot.

I expect to be passed out before the half so will need a recap for sure.