John and Fran need to go

[CuseLegacy]

A slow descent into hell, one post at a time

So which of the 9 circles are we on now?

 

[OrangeXtreme]

So which of the 9 circles are we on now?

Paul Lynde?

That would be "Squares of Hell", wouldn't it?

 

[djorange1989]

So which of the 9 circles are we on now?

Xtreme says Paul Lynde, I say John Davidson

 

[BrooklynCuse]

Xtreme says Paul Lynde, I say John Davidson

I sat Charlie Weaver. Rosanne. Patricia and David Arquette’s grandfather

 

[Cusefan95]

Someone will always take the job. There are only so many of them to go around. And each coach has their own ego.

That said 1, it wouldn't be a fun buyout to negotiate.

That said 2, it's all moot, Fran isn't going anywhere.

There’s a company I deal with (somewhat unwillingly) that is a complete trainwreck. They have cycled through about 8 GMs since 2020, and I was just there this week to remind them that people generally expect to be paid for providing goods and services to customers. The most recent one either was fired, quit, or died - all are options and I don’t care enough to find out which it was. They just hired a new GM who I know as a professional contact (the kind you never actually contact willingly and regret when you have to) that has something like 5 DUIs and has done jail time. Watching him arrive at the site a couple days ago driving a moped was surreal.

Totally agree that if we fired Fran, we would be able to hire a new head coach. I’d put the percentage odds of him arriving to his introductory press conferences at 49.3%.

I think we’re basically on the same page, but this thread is so hilariously unhinged I felt compelled to contribute to its glory in some small way.