You know, I once sat next to DC at a BET game at MSG. It was one of the games where GMac went off and we won an exciting game late and all the SU fans went nuts. DC and I had seats behind the basket.
When the game ended, the SU players all celebrated on the court, close to us. A bunch of SU fans ran out on the court to congratulate them and be idiots.
DC gave me and several other SU fans surrounding him a very very high five. He was/is a great SU fan and was genuinely excited.
He was wearing a really nice three piece suit. Light brown. Custom tailored. I am sure it was very expensive.
I mention this because in the euphoria of victory, DC was going down a line of SU fans who had lined up to get a high five from him. All was well until it was this one guy...
This was one of those guys who come to the game shirtless and painted their entire torso orange. I am not judging. Do whatever you need to do to make you happy.
But to complete the picture, he was overweight, very sweaty and appeared to be inebriated. Very inebriated.
He started to raise his hand to get a high five from Derrick but changed his mind late..
He lowered the hand that was about to get high fived, made direct eye contact with Coleman, smiled and said 'Come on Derrick!'. And opened his arms in the universal 'let's hug it out' gesture.
Derrick stopped to consider this offer carefully.
The world stopped for an instant. I watched DC's face closely. Surely he wouldn't do it, would he?
After maybe 3 or 4 seconds, he said 'oh, what the hell' and gave orange torso man a huge hug.
Then he pulled away from the guy and looked at his suit. It was covered in orange paint and while I am not an expert in suit cleaning, I am pretty sure it was well beyond repair.
Coleman said 'Oh '. Orange torso man said 'I'm sorry Derrick!'. Derrick looked at him for a second or two with a very angry expression on his face.
Was orange torso guy gonna get Cornelled?
No. A smile slowly came over his face, he said 'it's okay' and went on to celebrate with some players on the court.
This is a true story. Also, I did not hug the drunk orange torso man. Nor did he ask me too.
Drunk Orange Torso Man, if you are on the board, step up and tell your side of the story~