I killed a Georgetown fan just to watch him die.
And then she did it. The one thing that pisses me off more than anything. Some dumb broad looks at me and say, "Jeez, it's just a game."
Thats the kiss of death. My wife thinks I am crazy when I do superstitious stuff like that. Proof that it does indeed work.I actually MOVED from a position I had taken on the couch during which we made a 20-point run. Luckily, we won anyway.
I threw a remote control through a bay picture window about 15 years ago. With my wife in the same room. I dont even remember what game it was.
Needless to say I officially retired from throwing things. I almost turned into that guy who takes in stray animals in the cable commercials.
Most painful was immediately after the Vermont game I kicked a mini basketball as hard as I could which hit the wall 10 feet away and immediately fired back and drilled me right in the nuts. The game wasnt painful enough...
Ugh I saw that yesterday.Speaking of VT...a new ATT cell phone commercial shows the SU/VT game clip on the cell phone...with the guy telling his neighbor they just lost.
I know I have posted this before but my most embarrassing moment came during the Georgia sweet 16 game when after Cipolla made the game tying shot I jumped in the air and smashed my head on a low ceiling molding that was between my living room and dining room in a 2 family we lived in when I got married. I completely knocked myself out cold for about 2-3 minutes. I came too bloodied and with a huge gash on my head that I had to hold a washcloth on top of my head while I watched the OT.
I was watching the Butler SU game a few years ago over at a buddies house (he is a SU fan) his roommate was a Duke fan. Anyway as it is finishing up and SU has no hope at winning he keeps trying to shove his bracket in my face saying see I picked Butler I called that upset. I grabbed the bracket out of his hand ripped it up and told him to go himself. I showed myself out the door that night and have never been invited back to the house since. Guess I had that coming
Just noticed this thread buried back here and figured I'd chirp in... some interesting stories we've got.
The time I most heavily embarrassed myself came after the loss to Oklahoma in the tournament (2009). Was studying abroad in London so a bunch of us went to the most Americanized bar we knew (Sports Cafe FTW). Unfortunately, about half of us were there to watch the game and the other half were there just to have fun and drink (chicks Oh Lord). After getting pretty drunk and watching us lose, I had transformed into a raging lunatic.
And then she did it. The one thing that pisses me off more than anything. Some dumb broad looks at me and say, "Jeez, it's just a game."
That pushed me overboard. Because to real fans, it's not just a game. It's the entire season. It's the ebb and flow of our hopes and dreams. For some, it's the end of their basketball careers. And it's something that only a crappy fan would say. Say what you want, but don't ever tell me that "it's just a game."
Well, now we know there's enough time to treat the concussed between regulation and overtime.
I was watching the Butler SU game a few years ago over at a buddies house (he is a SU fan) his roommate was a Duke fan. Anyway as it is finishing up and SU has no hope at winning he keeps trying to shove his bracket in my face saying see I picked Butler I called that upset. I grabbed the bracket out of his hand ripped it up and told him to go himself. I showed myself out the door that night and have never been invited back to the house since. Guess I had that coming
Just noticed this thread buried back here and figured I'd chirp in... some interesting stories we've got.
The time I most heavily embarrassed myself came after the loss to Oklahoma in the tournament (2009). Was studying abroad in London so a bunch of us went to the most Americanized bar we knew (Sports Cafe FTW). Unfortunately, about half of us were there to watch the game and the other half were there just to have fun and drink (chicks Oh Lord). After getting pretty drunk and watching us lose, I had transformed into a raging lunatic.
And then she did it. The one thing that pisses me off more than anything. Some dumb broad looks at me and say, "Jeez, it's just a game."
That pushed me overboard. Because to real fans, it's not just a game. It's the entire season. It's the ebb and flow of our hopes and dreams. For some, it's the end of their basketball careers. And it's something that only a crappy fan would say. Say what you want, but don't ever tell me that "it's just a game."
Is there some kind of warrant associated with this story? Did you get cut off before writing the ending![]()
"Computer Time" at Rikers Island is pretty short.Is there some kind of warrant associated with this story? Did you get cut off before writing the ending![]()