Movie casting

[Millhouse]

I think philip seymour hoffman should play bernie. I think philip seymour hoffman should play laurie also.

 

[All4SU]

That's great.

 

[Cusefan95]

I was thinking Danny DiVito for the duel role...

 

[bevosu]

Keep it up Millhouse..you're cooking today., and we need the comic relief.

 

[cusetown1]

go on... actually don't. I will say PSH in a wig might look better than her.

 

[Cuseman78]

Keep it up Millhouse..you're cooking today., and we need the comic relief.

He really is

 

[cusetown1]

What about the white dog?

 

[Eric15]

I think philip seymour hoffman should play bernie. I think philip seymour hoffman should play laurie also.

Let's build on this...

Jim Boeheim: I'll go with John Lithgow
Nancy Cantor: that really short woman who played the principal in "Kindergarten Cop".
Dr. Gross: Hmm... maybe Tommy Davidson from "In Living Color"?

 

[Millhouse]

the only difficult thing would be CGI'ing hoffman as bernie sleeping with hoffman as laurie but then i realized the two of them having sex with each other is clearly preposterous, unlike everything else in this story

 

[cusetown1]

Mike Lang: Randy Quaid?

 

[Toga]

And Laurie Fine as ... The Beaver

 

[jekelish]

See, I was picturing John Goodman as Laurie Fine.

 

[Eric15]

I think philip seymour hoffman should play bernie. I think philip seymour hoffman should play laurie also.

Juli Boeheim: Julianne Moore
The Boeheim children: unnamed midget actors
Mr. Excitement Mike Veeley: Jack Black
Mike Hopkins: John Krasinski
William Fitzpatrick: the guy who played David Wallace in The Office

 

[OrlandoCuse]

Snooki makes her motion picture debut playing a young Laurie Fine.

 

[jekelish]

Juli Boeheim: Julianne Moore
The Boeheim children: unnamed midget actors
Mr. Excitement Mike Veeley: Jack Black
Mike Hopkins: John Krasinski
William Fitzpatrick: the guy who played David Wallace in The Office

Now I'm just picturing Peter Dinklage playing one of the Boeheim children.

 

[MaxwellCuse]

Barney Frank as Bernie Fine. They can share the same monogrammed luggage and linens.

 

[Eric15]

Now I'm just picturing Peter Dinklage playing one of the Boeheim children.

LOL - I had to Google that name, and now I can't stop laughing.

 

[cusetown1]

what are the chances a Barney and a Bernie in the media today?

 

[Upstate]

Let's build on this...

Jim Boeheim: I'll go with John Lithgow
Nancy Cantor: that really short woman who played the principal in "Kindergarten Cop".
Dr. Gross: Hmm... maybe Tommy Davidson from "In Living Color"?

Taye Diggs. Keep it in the "family"

 

[jekelish]

Peter Dinklage could also play G-Mac. They're roughly the same size.

 

[SaintTristan]

I think philip seymour hoffman should play bernie. I think philip seymour hoffman should play laurie also.

Love it. But George Dzunda has to be bernie. And Barney frank should be mrs. fine!

Julie can be played by emmanuelle chriqui. JB should be played by millhouse from the simpsons.

 

[jekelish]

JB can be the dude (whose name I can't think of) who played Ned Ryerson in Groundhog Day.

"You know, Needlenose Jim? Jim the Slim? BING!"

 

[SaintTristan]

Peter Dinklage could also play G-Mac. They're roughly the same size.

We already discussed this in '05. Deanno is playing GMAC. they are basically twins

 

[Ragman2000]

Chris Kattan as Dan Shworles.

 

[jekelish]

Donald Faison on stilts as Terrence Roberts, with the caveat that he only appears in the movie if he's one of the players who was seduced by Laurie. Can't wait for the scene where he goes to sleep with her but rockets his dong off the "backboard" and fails to score.