Haha, you're making it sound like you were forced to listen to Ryan's presser. It's quite clear that you are enamored by all things Marrone. You'll be watching the Bills this year (let me guess, you'll have no other choice, right?), and you'll be posting every time either the Bills lose, or Ryan makes a questionable decision, as if that somehow validates Marrone's worthiness as an NFL HC.
You sound like some guy who gets dumped by a girl, who starts dating some other guy, and you swear that you're happy, and don't care that she's moved on. But you stalk the new boyfriend, and pay attention to his every move.
Also, I hope you're not an alumnus of SU - saying that you "could care less" doesn't mean what I think you think it means. For someone who "could care less" about Marrone or his next job, you sure do seem to pop up quite frequently (almost obsessively) in threads which relate to Marrone, or in which his name is raised.