Official Boneyard Unintentional Hilarity Thread.

[HOFCeluck]

OT: - Melo to Thunder

Good riddance. Can't wait to see Russ' face when Melo goes iso 30 times per game.

 

[IthacaMatt]

yes

So YOU'RE the one who has been DQ'ing our football players!

 

[HOFCeluck]

So YOU'RE the one who has been DQ'ing our football players!

LOL it wasn't me I swear!

 

[OrangeXtreme]

 

[OrangeDW]

According to those asstards:
- Syracuse might be school #9.
- We should be worried about the Bazley recruitment(no reasons given why though)
- UConn is probably backing off Carey now.

LOL! They’ll be claiming for years now that they had Carey locked up and backed off because Miami cheated and they’ll claim Syracuse did too.

Sad, sad people.

 

[cusetown1]

According to those asstards:
- Syracuse might be school #9.
- We should be worried about the Bazley recruitment(no reasons given why though)
- UConn is probably backing off Carey now.

LOL! They’ll be claiming for years now that they had Carey locked up and backed off because Miami cheated and they’ll claim Syracuse did too.

Sad, sad people.

"Asstard" love it lol

 

[bornagainOrange]

They're hilarious, never seen a fanbase living in the past as much as they do. I guess they can live off that last title for a couple more yrs...and then...reality. some know it, just don't want to accept it.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Sooo thirsty for Lville to get kicked out of the ACC.

 

[orange79]

Sooo thirsty for Lville to get kicked out of the ACC.

Will. Not. Happen.

 

[dasher]

Sooo thirsty for Lville to get kicked out of the ACC.

Are they going to throw out Miami too? I don't think anyone gets thrown out unless it gets much worse.

 

[orange79]

Are they going to throw out Miami too? I don't think anyone gets thrown out unless it gets much worse.

Exactly.

Unless, of course, Pitino was caught on tape saying, "@#$% the Carolina mafia! This is MY league now!" In that case, they would have been out yesterday.

 

[moqui]

Are they going to throw out Miami too? I don't think anyone gets thrown out unless it gets much worse.

nor unc, who is on the clock already plus has previous sketchy dealings with marty blazer, a key figure in the current investigation

starting to look like acc will be called the all cheaters conference for the foreseeable future

 

[dasher]

nor unc, who is on the clock already plus has previous sketchy dealings with marty blazer, a key figure in the current investigation

starting to look like acc will be called the all cheaters conference for the foreseeable future

Not every conference can have the integrity of the Ivy or the SEC

 

[Hoo's That]

Exactly.

Unless, of course, Pitino was caught on tape saying, "@#$% the Carolina mafia! This is MY league now!" In that case, they would have been out yesterday.

Hey! That's Tony Bennett's line. He talks that way all the time behind closed doors.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

nor unc, who is on the clock already plus has previous sketchy dealings with marty blazer, a key figure in the current investigation

starting to look like acc will be called the all cheaters conference for the foreseeable future

You should TM that

 

[HOFCeluck]

If I didn't know any better I'd say UConn doesn't even WANT Jalen Carey as Akinjo, Wilson and Matthews are all better players anyway.

 

[dasher]

If I didn't know any better I'd say UConn doesn't even WANT Jalen Carey as Akinjo, Wilson and Matthews are all better players anyway.

ratings, schmatings

 

[bornagainOrange]

If I didn't know any better I'd say UConn doesn't even WANT Jalen Carey as Akinjo, Wilson and Matthews are all better players anyway.

Haha, Wilson is a better free throw shooter as well...so Wilson > Carey. My god, they're getting dumber and dumber each passing day

 

[wallacecuse]

Sooo thirsty for Lville to get kicked out of the ACC.

Curious at to why you would want this? The more elite teams in your league, the better. They will be be back.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Curious at to why you would want this? The more elite teams in your league, the better. They will be be back.

I don't . But UConn fans soooooo want this to happen since in their eyes they're next man up.

(LOL they'd probably invite ECU first)

 

[AlaskaSU]

nor unc, who is on the clock already plus has previous sketchy dealings with marty blazer, a key figure in the current investigation

starting to look like acc will be called the all cheaters conference for the foreseeable future

and rightfully so.

The Ville basketball team might never come back. Given that their violations occurred during probation and involved the HC, their penalties will be heavy and long-lasting. It will leave a stain on the program not to mention severe financial difficulties involving the YUM, on top of their existing 50 million dollar debt. Expulsion is a possibility. It is already being discussed in the media. Their corruption extends beyond sports.

 

[Fly Rodder]

Their corruption extends beyond sports.

Like running fake classes for athletes ...

Wait, wheelhouse.

 

[HOFCeluck]

UConn loading up on guys with "good attitudes" and "work ethic."**


**Not rated highly by the recruiting services.

 

[jdubs30]

UConn loading up on guys with "good attitudes" and "work ethic."**


**Not rated highly by the recruiting services.

- Bash Buddy and laugh at us for thinking he'll contribute at all
- Call Emmitt Williams an up and comer and severely underrated
- Call this new center "underrated and just what we need"

Buddy is rated about 20 spots lower than Williams and 200 spots ahead of that new center.

Also talking up Akinjo re: Peach Jam MVP but Buddy shot better than almost everyone at the Peach Jam. So it's impressive what Akinjo did but somehow what Buddy did is discounted?

 

[HOFCeluck]

- Bash Buddy and laugh at us for thinking he'll contribute at all
- Call Emmitt Williams an up and comer and severely underrated
- Call this new center "underrated and just what we need"

Buddy is rated about 20 spots lower than Williams and 200 spots ahead of that new center.

Also talking up Akinjo re: Peach Jam MVP but Buddy shot better than almost everyone at the Peach Jam. So it's impressive what Akinjo did but somehow what Buddy did is discounted?

hahahahaha yea that too.

I just find it funny the amount of rationalizing that takes place when they get a commit from some kid who's fringe top-100. And to be fair we do this as well.

"He has a great work ethic!"

"Good attitude!"

"He wants to be here and COMPETE! ESCALATOR!"

I feel like you could make a list of "code words" that would rival the one that exists for white athletes.