Official Boneyard Unintentional Hilarity Thread.

[HoustonCuse]

BLACK CLOUD OVER THE BLUEGRASS



But hey we made the top 10 here and Cal has made it 3 times...The 25 Sketchiest Programs in College Hoops History

You gotta know that Louisville has rocketed up those charts and must be in the Top 3 at this point. They made #9 on the list even before a stripper and prostitution scandal and federal charges for buying recruits! Goodness gracious!

 

[HOFCeluck]

Nice kid. Nice game. It's unfortunate that he won't get the math education at Syracuse that he would have at Connecticut, where on day 1 of your introductory course in Mathematics we start with a penetrating, in depth review of the most critical fundamental math skill required for success on the basketball court and also, really, in life in general.

Inequalities.​

4>1​

Class adjourned.

Add Jalen Carey to the ever growing list of people who don't give a sht about Uconn's four national championships.

 

[moqui]

Nice kid. Nice game. It's unfortunate that he won't get the math education at Syracuse that he would have at Connecticut, where on day 1 of your introductory course in Mathematics we start with a penetrating, in depth review of the most critical fundamental math skill required for success on the basketball court and also, really, in life in general.

Inequalities.

4>1

Class adjourned.

mdr, i guess you didn't get the memo: the 4>1 lesson is being moved to the history department

the current inequality lesson is $23.9M > $10.6M (conference payouts to SU vs UConn in 2016)

 

[721Comstock]

mdr, i guess you didn't get the memo: the 4>1 lesson is being moved to the history department

the current inequality lesson is $23.9M > $10.6M (conference payouts to SU vs UConn in 2016)

Summed up by the following formula: P5 > G5.

 

[RF2044]

UConn fanbase rationalization always reminds me of...

 

[DoctorBombay]

mdr, i guess you didn't get the memo: the 4>1 lesson is being moved to the history department

the current inequality lesson is $23.9M > $10.6M (conference payouts to SU vs UConn in 2016)

Summed up by the following formula: P5 > G5.

Well played.

 

[reedny]

Summed up by the following formula: P5 > G5.

And it'll only get more disparate when the ACC linear channel goes live.

 

[HOFCeluck]

UConn fanbase rationalization always reminds me of...

DEPUTY COMMISSIONER BRAD TRAVIOLA:. Will you be extending that invitation now, sir?

JIM DELANEY: noooooo, I'd still prefer not.

 

[Todoubled23]

Man that is hilarious stuff being said over there. I'm starting to get worried that Jalen is horrifically struck by stage fright, especially against those 5'9 PGs.

 

[OrangeDW]

Man that is hilarious stuff being said over there. I'm starting to get worried that Jalen is horrifically struck by stage fright, especially against those 5'9 PGs.

Yeah, I don’t get “classy” from reading their posts that assume he was all UConn if they just didn’t have so many great guards. Lol. It’s 2017. They’re UConn. We’re Syracuse. They weren’t winning this one.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Yeah, I don’t get “classy” from reading their posts that assume he was all UConn if they just didn’t have so many great guards. Lol. It’s 2017. They’re UConn. We’re Syracuse. They weren’t winning this one.

It is a sliding scale.

 

[OrangeDW]

More asstardism from Husky Nation:


gtcamDiehard since '65
OK - we've beaten this to death in the other Carey blog
Let's PLEASE , Let's move on
Good luck to him.....Blah Blah Blah
Maybe we'll see you soon - when the real sanctions vs Cuse hit the fan
Until then - Adios and love that zone

 

[asj410]

More asstardism from Husky Nation:


gtcamDiehard since '65
OK - we've beaten this to death in the other Carey blog
Let's PLEASE , Let's move on
Good luck to him...Blah Blah Blah
Maybe we'll see you soon - when the real sanctions vs Cuse hit the fan
Until then - Adios and love that zone

The real sanctions? Have to agree with him there. The sanctions we got hit with were a bunch of bullshite.

 

[dasher]

Have a heart you guys. In their heart they know they are finished as a player in NCAA sports. They were passed aside. The P conferences took a long look at them and said no thanks. Let them vent about whatever nonsense they want to vent about.

 

[Todoubled23]

Uconn fans collectively trying to speak SU's name into the FBI report as we speak.

 

[dasher]

Uconn fans collectively trying to speak SU's name into the FBI report as we speak.

The thing is, they have had more top 10 players than us over the last 27 years. Who was guilty of paying players? We already know they were paying AAU guys. The rules for exhibition games were changed because of Calhoun and Rudy Gay.

 

[HOFCeluck]

What a bunch of pathetic, brain-damaged nitwits.

It's astonishing how delusional the fanbase of a team that will be doomed to finishing 9th in the ACC for all of eternity can be.

UConn will continue to be a player long after they are relegated to BC status.

Sincerely,

Fan of team with three straight sixth place finishes. In the Ameican Athletic "Conference."

 

[OrangeDW]

The FunsterPurveyor of fine bullspit
I could give a crap about Syracuse and it dwindling fan base.




2017 average attendance:
1. Kentucky - 23,461
2. Syracuse -21,181
52. UConn - 8,505

 

[moqui]

The FunsterPurveyor of fine bullspit
I could give a crap about Syracuse and it dwindling fan base.




2017 average attendance:
1. Kentucky - 23,461
2. Syracuse -21,181
52. UConn - 8,505

su will have more people standing in line for beer than they will have in the whole building for some of their home games

 

[retro44]

The FunsterPurveyor of fine bullspit
I could give a crap about Syracuse and it dwindling fan base.




2017 average attendance:
1. Kentucky - 23,461
2. Syracuse -21,181
52. UConn - 8,505

well Ucon's recruiting class is ranked 1 spot ahead of Harvard while Louisville class is now so far behind that Bucknell,Siena,Vermont and possibly Lemoyne is all ranked beyond theirs. So thank you RP.

 

[retro44]

su will have more people standing in line for beer than they will have in the whole building for some of their home games

So it's just like the Syracuse Chiefs on Dollar Thursday.

 

[OrangeDW]

UConn Football is Fun Again
Top Contributors

1. 
   UConnRock
   Wins will come, but at least I can enjoy the game and be proud of what is on the field.
   
   Today at 8:28 PM
   
   Husky92, jostar1, sportsart and 2 others like this.
   
   
   ^^^^^^
   This was posted during a 70-31 loss to Memphis.

 

[hungrychuck]

UConn Football is Fun Again
Top Contributors

1. 
   UConnRock
   Wins will come, but at least I can enjoy the game and be proud of what is on the field.
   
   Today at 8:28 PM
   
   Husky92, jostar1, sportsart and 2 others like this.
   
   
   ^^^^^^
   This was posted during a 70-31 loss to Memphis.

Possibly the least knowledgeable fanbase in college football.

Rutgers fans are delusional.

UConn fans just don't know anything.

 

[Rage4CUSE]

UConn Football is Fun Again
Top Contributors

1. 
   UConnRock
   Wins will come, but at least I can enjoy the game and be proud of what is on the field.
   
   Today at 8:28 PM
   
   Husky92, jostar1, sportsart and 2 others like this.
   
   
   ^^^^^^
   This was posted during a 70-31 loss to Memphis.

Memphis is a pretty solid team this year.

 

[nzm136]

CCNY isn't even on the list.
UNLV not in the top 5?
NC State not listed?
Georgia Tech not listed?

Syracuse listed in front of schools that had point shaving scandals? Not enforcing a voluntary drug policy is worse than shaving points?

Clerical errors on enforcing a voluntary policy that well over 90% of schools don't have (because ...ya know... a school would only have such a policy if a school cared about players) is apparently pretty much the worst possible offense