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For football: “Between $172,000 per game in rent, a $3-per-ticket subcharge and the $250,000 subsidy, Rentschler collected more than $1.5 million from UConn in 2018, while also reaping all revenue from parking and concessions.”

They also pay rent for the XL center for UConn’s basketball teams, men and women. Sounds like they are paying rent for a facility that’s a mess. Gino isn’t happy. If facilities count in college sports - UConn sounds like they are in worse shape than what’s been reported on our board here.
Geno Auriemma: Let UConn play at the XL Center for free or ‘fix the damn place’
 
Saw a graphic today that shows SU tied for 10th with 1 other school for most final AP poll appearances since 2003 at 10, UConn was tied for 20th with 5 other schools. But yeah they are “trending up”
 
You obviously have never watched a game at the Rent. It combines a hit broadway play with a Alabama football game. It's almost impossible to get a ticket.
Where Dreams Come True Against Wagner, and okay to give up on your dreams the other 11 weeks.

We put Clown into Show

Yukon Football: Boldly Going Nowhere
 
Coming November 2, 2037, ESPN 30 for 30 Presents "Who-Conn"

This is a story of a program that achieved prominence very quickly in the 1990's and 2000's but died nearly as quickly due to a number of internal and external forces. A team with 4 fairly recent national titles that today is largely forgotten by college basketball fans.

UConn basketball became a powerhouse program under Jim Calhoun in the early 1990's until his departure in 2012, a period that included several Big East conference and 3 national titles. But at the end of Calhoun's reign things in the NCAA were rapidly changing, and while UConn players and alumnus were active in police blotters, they were not very active in the minds of conference commissioners who were changing the framework of power conferences.

UConn soon found themselves on the outside of the newly aligned power conferences. National titles in 2011 and 2014, that many noted as "fluky" and "lucky", temporarily hid the problems that were brewing in the background. A nearly financially bankrupt program, a poor football team, and a corrupt ploy by the board of directors to oust a coach, soon coincided with extremely poor play in a mid-tier conference. Things were down in Storrs - on and off the court.

UConn took one last stab to get back its national prestige -- a return to the Big East. A return that failed miserably as the program never finished higher than seventh in its eight year run in the conference. During this time the program was marred by two ugly incidents of a former out of control coach -- including an attempted fight with a 12 year old fan and an even more serious situation where he attempted to light an elderly fan on fire. As the team continued to lose money due to a poor fan and donor base, resources and facilities crumbled. They were now a laughingstock -- for the few who even noticed them. When, due to corruption and negligence, a star Big East player was struck by a celing fan at one of its crumbling facilities the Big East had no choice but to vote them out of the conference.

UConn today is a member of the Northeast conference with teams like Bryant, Monmouth, Central Connecticut St. and Rutgers. A far cry from its glory days of the Big East with Louisville, Syracuse, Villanova, and Georgetown. Instead of national titles, UConn is now content to fight for 15 and 16 seeds... a goal which they almost reached last year when they had their best finish -- 3rd -- in its 10 years in the Northeast Conference.
 
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Coming November 2, 2037, ESPN 30 for 30 Presents "Who-Conn"

This is a story of program that achieved prominence very quickly in the 1990's and 2000's but died nearly as quickly due to number of internal and external forces. A team with 4 fairly recent national titles that today is largely forgotten by college basketball fans.

UConn basketball became a powerhouse program under Jim Calhoun in the early 1990's until his departure in 2012, a period that included several Big East conference and 4 national titles. But at the end of Calhoun's reign things in the NCAA were rapidly changing, and while UConn players and alumnus were active in police blotters, they were not very active in the minds of conference commissioners who were rapidly changing the framework of power conferences.

UConn soon found themselves on the outside of the newly aligned power conferences. National titles in 2011 and 2014, that had large elements of fluke and luck, temporarily hid the problems that were brewing in the background. A nearly financially bankrupt program, a poor football team, and a corrupt ploy by the board of directors to oust a coach, coincided with extremely poor play in a mid-tier conference.

UConn took one last stab to get back its national prestige -- a return to the Big East. A return that failed miserably as the program never finished higher than seventh in its eight year run in the conference. During this time the program was marred by two ugly incidents of a former out of control coach -- including an attempted fight with a 12 year old fan and an even more serious situation where he threw lighter fluid at an elderly fan with the attempt to light the person on fire. As the team continued to lose money due to a poor fan and donor base, resources and facilities crumbled. They were now a laughingstock -- for the few who even noticed them. When, due to corruption and negligence, a star Big East player was seriously hurt at one of its facilities the Big East had no choice but to vote them out of the conference.

UConn now presides in the Northeast conference among teams like Bryant, Monmouth, Central Connecticut St. and Rutgers. A far cry from its glory days with Louisville, Syracuse, Villanova, and Georgetown. Instead of national titles, UConn is now content to fight for 15 and 16 seeds... a goal which they almost reached last year when they had their best finish -- 3rd -- in its 10 years in the Northeast Conference.
In all fairness to Uconn, that buzzer beater loss to Bentley was a killer.
 
Coming November 2, 2037, ESPN 30 for 30 Presents "Who-Conn"

This is a story of program that achieved prominence very quickly in the 1990's and 2000's but died nearly as quickly due to number of internal and external forces. A team with 4 fairly recent national titles that today is largely forgotten by college basketball fans.

UConn basketball became a powerhouse program under Jim Calhoun in the early 1990's until his departure in 2012, a period that included several Big East conference and 4 national titles. But at the end of Calhoun's reign things in the NCAA were rapidly changing, and while UConn players and alumnus were active in police blotters, they were not very active in the minds of conference commissioners who were changing the framework of power conferences.

UConn soon found themselves on the outside of the newly aligned power conferences. National titles in 2011 and 2014, that many noted as "fluky" and "lucky", temporarily hid the problems that were brewing in the background. A nearly financially bankrupt program, a poor football team, and a corrupt ploy by the board of directors to oust a coach, soon coincided with extremely poor play in a mid-tier conference. Things were down in Storrs - on and off the court.

UConn took one last stab to get back its national prestige -- a return to the Big East. A return that failed miserably as the program never finished higher than seventh in its eight year run in the conference. During this time the program was marred by two ugly incidents of a former out of control coach -- including an attempted fight with a 12 year old fan and an even more serious situation where he attempted to light an elderly fan on fire via a match and lighter fluid. As the team continued to lose money due to a poor fan and donor base, resources and facilities crumbled. They were now a laughingstock -- for the few who even noticed them. When, due to corruption and negligence, a star Big East player was seriously hurt at one of its facilities the Big East had no choice but to vote them out of the conference.

UConn now is a member of the Northeast conference among teams like Bryant, Monmouth, Central Connecticut St. and Rutgers. A far cry from its glory days with Louisville, Syracuse, Villanova, and Georgetown. Instead of national titles, UConn is now content to fight for 15 and 16 seeds... a goal which they almost reached last year when they had their best finish -- 3rd -- in its 10 years in the Northeast Conference.
Even for those of us who hate Yukon It's going to take a few minutes to process the brutality of that article.
 
Every forum has delusional and strange posters, I get it. But that place seems to have a truly large number of clowns. It’s weird actually.

with Fishy being their leader
 
I find it super ironic that UConn accuses everyone else of being dirty while Preston Murphy, an assistant at Creighton offered Brian Bowen’s father 100K and a job if Brian went to Creighton.

Murphy was on Hurley’s URI staff and Hurley himself credited Murphy with getting many of URIs best recruits while he was there
 
I find it super ironic that UConn accuses everyone else of being dirty while Preston Murphy, an assistant at Creighton offered Brian Bowen’s father 100K and a job if Brian went to Creighton.

Murphy was on Hurley’s URI staff and Hurley himself credited Murphy with getting many of URIs best recruits while he was there
That is irrelevant when Danny is Calhoun 2.0 *shrugs*
 

I've posted a question a couple times before and hope you have some insights.

How and why has Florida suddenly started to get so many highly ranked players?

Their coach has gone 21-15, 27-9, 21-13 and 20-16 during his four years. Not exactly a rising trend. his best season was with somebody else's recruits, and yet he's gotten a five star and two four stars in each of the last two classes.”


UConn logic:

How is a coach who’s won 63% of his games at Florida and been to the tournament his last 3 years including an Elite 8 getting recruits? It can’t be because they’re one of the best schools in their P5 conference and constantly on tv can it? It can’t be because it’s a gorgeous campus with great weather and great coeds year round can it? 20 win seasons 4 years in a row? Who cares! We haven’t done that in at least a decade

Why isn’t he coming to UConn where our coach has a losing record here, only a 57% career winning percentage and never in his life made it to the second round of the tournament! Not mention how beautiful Storrs, Connecticut is in February. We will also be on tv less than Florida.


Hurley has literally proven nothing but UConn fans expect elite recruits to signing up I guess because his dad was a good coach? Because his practices are intense? Because 16 year old kids care about ben Gordon?
 
Why is Memphis able to overcome the AAC stigma with recruits?
BackAftaThis
Saturday at 9:18 AM
Title says it all. Just honestly curious if there’s a reason or just hiring the right coach in the perfect circumstance.


JMick
Saturday at 9:24 AM
$$$

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LOL Geographically the AACk is great for Memphis and Cinci. Good for the Florida schools the OBE never hurt Miami. And just as good definitely not worse for anyone else than whatever came prior. Apart from uconn.

If the B1G didn't screw everything up and that league had Buttgers and Louisville in it it would be even more solid and balanced and uconn would have a fitting northeast partner.

Cincy and Memphis both benefit from no Louisville and get to be top dogs instead of one of them and Ville being on top or Ville on top and them next teir.
 
The new President of the University of Connecticut announced the other day that he has made it his goal to double the annual investment in research during his tenure.

The Boneyard take?

"That is Year One of the Three Year Plan to membership in the B1G."

Delusional.
 
The new President of the University of Connecticut announced the other day that he has made it his goal to double the annual investment in research during his tenure.

The Boneyard take?

"That is Year One of the Three Year Plan to membership in the B1G."

Delusional.

UConn does not seem to be a good regional fir for the BIG South, BIG Sky or BIG West
 
UConn does not seem to be a good regional fir for the BIG South, BIG Sky or BIG West

You aren't understanding. We mean we want to be like Rutgers... Awkward silence .. Sorry you have a ways to go..
 
LOL Geographically the AACk is great for Memphis and Cinci. Good for the Florida schools the OBE never hurt Miami. And just as good definitely not worse for anyone else than whatever came prior. Apart from uconn.

If the B1G didn't screw everything up and that league had Buttgers and Louisville in it it would be even more solid and balanced and uconn would have a fitting northeast partner.

Cincy and Memphis both benefit from no Louisville and get to be top dogs instead of one of them and Ville being on top or Ville on top and them next teir.

To answer their question:

Memphis has a lot of good basketball players and Penny Hardaway is cool.

Storrs has zero good basketball players and Danny Hurley is not cool.
 

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