Official Boneyard Unintentional Hilarity Thread.

[OttoinGrotto]

I’m imagining how that attempt would even go.

Danny has Bobby contact someone he played with in the NBA 25 years ago who knows Dennis to see if he wants to put on “a rebounding clinic” for the UConn Huskies?

I’m not belly laughing, but I’ve got a good smirk and a few chuckles going.

Look, straight up, it's not the worst idea to take a shot here.

Does Rodman strike you as a guy that makes financially sound decisions?

Pretty sure he could be hired to do anything.

 

[OrangeDW]

Look, straight up, it's not the worst idea to take a shot here.

Does Rodman strike you as a guy that makes financially sound decisions?

Pretty sure he could be hired to do anything.

Dennis doesn’t strike me as a guy looking to visit Storrs.

 

[orange79]

Dennis doesn’t strike me as a guy looking to visit Storrs.

How much worse could it be than Pyongyang?

 

[MSOrange]

I’m imagining how that attempt would even go.

Danny has Bobby contact someone he played with in the NBA 25 years ago who knows Dennis to see if he wants to put on “a rebounding clinic” for the UConn Huskies?

I’m not belly laughing, but I’ve got a good smirk and a few chuckles going.

And Magic will be coming in to give some point guard lessons and Larry Bird for 3 point shooting,

 

[orangefog]

And Magic will be coming in to give some point guard lessons and Larry Bird for 3 point shooting,

And Ray Allen...oh yeah. They can’t even get their own alums to come back.

 

[OrangeDW]

And Magic will be coming in to give some point guard lessons and Larry Bird for 3 point shooting,

Yup. Just bring them in.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Harden can teach them to draw fouls.

Gobert can teach shot blocking, or failing him Paschal Chukwu.

 

[dasher]

As usual, you guys miss the big picture. All they have to do is have Ollie, with all of his NBA connections, call Dennis and done deal.

 

[OrangeDW]

As usual, you guys miss the big picture. All they have to do is have Ollie, with all of his NBA connections, call Dennis and done deal.

Sounds like a violation.

 

[orange79]

Sounds like a violation.

What's one more?

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

I’m imagining how that attempt would even go.

Danny has Bobby contact someone he played with in the NBA 25 years ago who knows Dennis to see if he wants to put on “a rebounding clinic” for the UConn Huskies?

I’m not belly laughing, but I’ve got a good smirk and a few chuckles going.

Put him up at Foxwoods, and you never know.
The other way to teach it is this:. If you get missed shots more than anyone else, you can make millions. If not, you can work loading trucks.
BTW, Rodman was a very smart player.

 

[Orange87]

Rodman is a mess. I'd keep him as far awy from any impressionable kids as I could.

 

[NKR1978]

I read on the BY that Georgia Tech lost to Citadel because of expansion and that they've been terrible since the ACC expanded; apparently an Orange Bowl win and #7 national ranking is awful.

 

[Hoo's That]

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Even given the animosity towards UConn among many at ESPN, it's still somewhat shocking they haven't done one on UConn basketball. And even if they did, they would probably butcher the mens team. But I guess ESPN hates womens sports ... ; )
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What? How could they say that? Their Husky mascot is in every other SportsCenter ad.

 

[orangefog]

What? How could they say that? Their Husky mascot is in every other SportsCenter ad.

They think that if they aren’t getting constant praise on ESPN, then ESPN hates them.

 

[orange79]

They think that if they aren’t getting constant praise on ESPN, then ESPN hates them.

Sounds familiar...

 

[HOFCeluck]

I read on the BY that Georgia Tech lost to Citadel because of expansion and that they've been terrible since the ACC expanded; apparently an Orange Bowl win and #7 national ranking is awful.

CR broke their brains. Just look at the takes in that 30 for 30 thread. “BAAAAAAW Why Requiem so mean to the nice Husky men!!!!”

 

[moqui]

Does Rodman strike you as a guy that makes financially sound decisions?

does uconn?

 

[OttoinGrotto]

does uconn?

Touche.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

 

[Orangezoo]

And the referenced UConn tweet deleted already. They really are a spunky bunch though. Creative? Not so much but a spunky little mid major for sure.

 

[jdubs30]

They want to be a P5 school so bad it hurts to watch

 

[moqui]

it's a safe play, because everyone in college athletics knows that there is no monetary value in suing those broke-ass losers

 

[NKR1978]

it's a safe play, because everyone in college athletics knows that there is no monetary value in suing those broke-ass losers

NC State sued Keuka College for it's old Wolfpack logo. NC State is the UConn of the ACC, without the athletic success.

 

[realorange]

The word is that NC St. graciously accepted UConn's apology.