Reasons Our Staff Isn't Out Recruiting

[orangefog]

This will likely get deleted, and I understand why. But, how about a light hearted list of reasons we don't hear about our guys out on the recruiting trail?

I will start:

They have an exclusive deal with United Airlines and are afraid to fly anywhere now.

 

[orangefog]

Early jump on spring yard work.

 

[orangefog]

Apparently Dinosaur BBQ.

 

[Cusesky8214]

I like the cold tubs being stocked with trout so Gerry just won't leave the melo center...that was a good one

 

[orangefog]

It was Hop's turn.

 

[RF2044]

Matlock is on.

 

[PauliePeppas]

Jimmy rather be working on his jumper

 

[jordoo]

Are we sure they are not out there and we just aren't hearing about it?

I was encouraged initially when Gerry and JB went to Georgia to see Tucker and JB also saw one of Wright's games. Since then its bean radio silence even after the dead period were we see lots of activity from other schools on 2018 kids. I'm afraid we are falling behind on the 2018 class now. Who knows.

 

[orangefog]

Are we sure they are not out there and we just aren't hearing about it?

I was encouraged initially when Gerry and JB went to Georgia to see Tucker and JB also saw one of Wright's games. Since then its bean radio silence even after the dead period were we see lots of activity from other schools on 2018 kids. I'm afraid we are falling behind on the 2018 class now. Who knows.

I am sure they are recruiting. I just thought this would be funny. These guys have much more invested in the welfare of this program, I doubt that they are just sitting out this recruiting period. That being said, maybe they need to catch up on sleep?

 

[Cusesky8214]

Are we sure they are not out there and we just aren't hearing about it?

I was encouraged initially when Gerry and JB went to Georgia to see Tucker and JB also saw one of Wright's games. Since then its bean radio silence even after the dead period were we see lots of activity from other schools on 2018 kids. I'm afraid we are falling behind on the 2018 class now. Who knows.

I guess that could be the case but this day and age with social media the way it is, it seems like whenever any coach is out that you hear about it for the most part...and we have been non existent lately...like literally no news or uodates on our coaches out

 

[Cusesky8214]

Or maybe we just haven't heard anything because they are out visiting with super under rated under the radar like not even on the map recruits that no one would know about or hear anything about...therefor no updates on our staff because no one even knows the kids we are visiting

 

[orangefog]

Or maybe we just haven't heard anything because they are out visiting with super under rated under the radar like not even on the map recruits that no one would know about or hear anything about...therefor no updates on our staff because no one even knows the kids we are visiting

Like Neon Boudeaux?

 

[pearl31]

Are we sure they are not out there and we just aren't hearing about it?

those "in the know" scoff at this question

 

[orangefog]

Too busy rehearsing for their upcoming audition on America's Got Talent. They will be singing Color Me Badd's "I Wanna Sex U Up" and Allen Griffin is having a hard time picking up Hop's parts. Hop has the voice of an angel, if you didn't know.

 

[HoustonCuse]

Like Neon Boudeaux?

No Wi Fi:

 

[SoBeCuse]

those "in the know" scoff at this question

Everything is peachy. I know...

 

[NineOneSeven]

Or maybe we just haven't heard anything because they are out visiting with super under rated under the radar like not even on the map recruits that no one would know about or hear anything about...therefor no updates on our staff because no one even knows the kids we are visiting

I haven't gotten a phone call yet so this cant be it

 

[pearl31]

Everything is peachy. I know...

cuz yeah that's exactly what my post said

 

[Jasoncuse]

Pre-summer and fall leaf raking prep

 

[sususpicious]

They've been regularly serving peach cobbler at the home?

 

[pfister1]

They are still looking for just the right basket to put all of their eggs in.

 

[orangefog]

Not recruiting Jelly Fam, because JB is pre-diabetic and doesn't want to take any chances.

 

[Zelda Zonk]

Are we sure they are not out there and we just aren't hearing about it?

Stealth Recruiting. It's a new thing.

 

[Briancuse]

Matlock is on.

I think Jb is more partial to Murder She Wrote.

 

[Grbac]

I think Jb is more partial to Murder She Wrote.

I was thinking Dallas or Knots Landing